How to do a Love Marriage??

Re: How to do a Love Marriage??

aap yeah kitno ko kah chukay hein ?

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Nomi, this is a pretty comprehensive guide, I hope it comes in handy :D: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=212208735485378

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Nomi-ka. This is what you should do

run into house
Ammi ammi main pass ho gay!
ammi gets off the jai-naamaz
Array mera beta! Jug jug jiyo meray laal. Acha nomi, ab tumharay shaadi kay din aa gaye hain. Mrs. shokat ki beti hai aik, kal main dekhnay gayi thi, buhat achi hai, tum haan bas kar do takay main marnay say pehlay aik pota dekh sakoon
Nomi: ammi nahin, abhi mujhe job karnay dain. abhi to meru puri umar guzri hai shaadi kay liye
Ammi: nomi beta laikin..
nomi: laikin waikin kuch nahin ammi!
*fast forward shaddi season. nomi’s hanging out with his pals. he sees a girl from the back. long brain down her back, giggling. she turns out, slow mo. wind starts to blow. songs start playing. you stare at her for 5 minutes. she gives you a disgusting look. and whips her head back to the front.
nomi: yaar, bari umda bachi hai yeh
friend: laikin yaar akhroo buhat hai
nomi: laikin she’s so gorgeous :jano:
nomi: ammi ammi mujhe shaadi karni hai
ammi: acha? ab kyon
nomi: ammi woh bas shaadi par aik larki dekhi thi :blush: :sid:
ammi: acha kaun si? main us kay ghar rishta bhaijti hoon
nomi: ammi woh us din laal ghararay main, lambi braid kay saath thi
ammi: acha main pata lagati hoon
2 weeks later
ammi: ao nomi hum rishta dekhnay jatay hain. ammi’s got a sly look on her face and can’t stop grinning
nomi all suited booted and shram sharma kay
gari lands in front of mr. shokat’s house
nomi: ammi yeh to mr. shokat ka ghar hai mainay kaha tha mainay us ki larki say nahin shadi karni!
ammi chappair tum chup kar kay chalo bas andar
nomi sits on the sofa all grumpy
ammi: to jee bhabi aap ki beti kahan hain?
aunty: jee woh bas abhi ati hai. salmaaaaaaaa
door opens. the wind starts to blow again. in comes that girl
nomi looks at his ammi with shock
ammi: kaha tha na, achi larki hai, shaadi kar lo us say :smiley:
nomi: kabool hai kabool hai!

and this is how you do a lowe maarij.

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^ :rotfl:

thats so bullywood :bummer:

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CONCLUSION: Ammi ki pasand is THE best. Stop looking for haraam love :ast:. Love your ammi. She will choose the best wotti for you :smiley:

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'Marriage from love, like vinegar from wine'

  • Lord Byron

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Noooooo you forgot all the twists and evil villains and stuff :frowning:
but this was awesome…:rotfl:

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:lajawab:

:cb:

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LOL

She must be a gobhi lover.

Re: How to do a Love Marriage??

:rotfl:

Re: How to do a Love Marriage??

The following are steps for a love marriage to happen:

‎1. Girl
2.Smile.
3.Meeting
4.Propose.
5.Parents' approval
6.Love Marriage

Re: How to do a Love Marriage??

mein isi liay bollywood movies nahi daikhta, eik dafa start kar do to movie khatam honay ka naam hi nahi laiti :slight_smile: