Re: How to break the news to your parents…
Quit picking on Nami.
Cuz you, SHAKY, have lately been creating threads (left, right, and center) about women…as well.
I see big blobs of kaala in your daal, Shaku. I’ll warn you though…nahin galay gi tumhari daal. 
You’ll need the solace-giving chocolate more than the women-folk. 