How to be a Successful Muslim Wife & Husband (merged)

[shweetdreamz]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

"10. Make Dua to Allah to make your marriage and relationship successful."

i have a problem with this it should be
10. take her shopping frequently to make your marriage and relationship successful.

[Kaleem]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

^ spoken like a true b...err Woamn. :)

[Lahore_981]

Re: How to be a Successful Muslim Wife

@shweetdreamz

me??? i didnt…blushing vision did!

I am referring to these words of yours VVVV

@shweetdreamz

muslim wife…
be mommy, slave, chef, gardener, interior designer, well-groomed, massi, singer, dancer(i think she left it out), listener, stress reliever ;), masseus (sp), advisor, child bearer and child ki take carer, have no self-respect (ignore his faults and say sorry even when its not your fault), joker, player, obeyer, doorman and automatic greeter…all the while looking immaculate, pretty and put together.

@Kaleem

^ but hope is eternal…
“Meray Sapno ki Rani Kab Aai gi tU
Beeti jai Zindagani kab Aai gi tU
Chalii AA, oh tu Chalii AA”

Man you are cracking me up…

Kiya hai bharoosa, aashiq dil ka
Aur kisi pey yeh aa jaaey
A geya to bohat pachtaaey ge tu
Mere sapnoon ki rani kab aaey gi tu
Aae rut mastani kab aaey gi tu
Beti jaaey zindegani kab aaey gi tu
Chali aa tu chali aa

[CrashDummie]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

@Kaleem

Crashdummie, cut and paste key baad …review karna bhi seekh loo.

I know GS starts with G…but G does not stand for Gay…

There are men of all kinds, why leave the poor gay men out? Let them have a little fun.

[Lahore_981]

Re: How to be a Successful Muslim Wife

Lagta hai PCG ko sharam aa gaee hai

PCG, where are you now… Arey kahan gaee??? Ghussa thanda ho geya na

[Lahore_981]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

@CrashDummie

1. Help your wife out with housework, she is not your slave.
2. When you come home, greet your wife with a smile.
3. Review characteristics of our Prophet pbuh and try to imitate them
4. Always make ur hair, brush your teeth, take a shower(EVERYDAY) and look good for your wife. You dont want her hitting on the milkman.
5. Joke and play games with your husband
6. Thank your wife constantly for the nice things she does. Then thank her again.
7. An argument is a fire in the house. Extinguish it with a simple ‘I’m sorry’ even if it is not your fault.
8. Always seek to please your wife for she has Jannat under feet.
9. Listen and Obey!
10. Make Dua to Allah to make your marriage and relationship successful.
11. Take her shopping to keep her happy.

Is the poster of this topic a ladyboy… because the demands, expectations and roles of a man and woman are mixed together

[shweetdreamz]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

@Kaleem

^ spoken like a true b…err Woamn.

true b… in reply to true bas&*$s

[Kaleem]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

Shweety, i meant biwi…now what you said is not nice

[shweetdreamz]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

what are you talking about? i meant bashers…u know as in biwi bashers…

[Kaleem]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

I like witty girls...shweety tu apnay husband ko tigni ka naach karai gi...:)

[Crescent]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

^

Whats wrong with this list?

Number 5 is perfectly alright.

[shweetdreamz]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

@Kaleem

I like witty girls…shweety tu apnay husband ko tigni ka naach karai gi…

hehe yah mein gaaongi (ofcourse!) aur woh naache gaa…aur humare bachhe pareshaaann

[Lahore_981]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

@Kaleem

I like witty girls…shweety tu apnay husband ko tigni ka naach karai gi...

Tigni naheen,
Joooti ki nook par rakhey gee

Anyhow, koi baat naheen. She’ll be alright once got married. I am sure. May be she would get a husband who will not dance alone. Tigni ka naach akaila naheen nachey ga, nachwaey ga bhi

[CrashDummie]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

Wait, so when a girl demands "tigni pe nacheagi", when a guy demands he is just demanding what his rights are. Wah!

[blushing_vision]

Re: How to be a successful Muslim Husband

:k:

[Sara516]

Re: How to be a Successful Muslim Wife

I don't get it, what's wrong wtih being a gud wife? ??? I too had teh same feelings as PCG/shweet, but u gottalook at both sides... man has responsibilities as well, unfortunately Muslims/desis conveniently forget this..

[Numb]

Re: How to be a Successful Muslim Wife

why are you people bashing on the author? If you are unable - girls/womens - to be like mentioned leave it. Who is asking for your opinion? Those are only advises for a better life, nothing more...

allama iqbal said:

ammal se zidangi banthee hai, jannat or jahanam, dono milte hain...

But our people ammal on wrong things...evillol

thumbs up...

[PyariCgudia]

Re: How to be a Successful Muslim Wife

@shweetdreamz

lemme put it this way…

muslim wife…
be mommy, slave, chef, gardener, interior designer, well-groomed, massi, singer, dancer(i think she left it out), listener, stress reliever ;), masseus (sp), advisor, child bearer and child ki take carer, have no self-respect (ignore his faults and say sorry even when its not your fault), joker, player, obeyer, doorman and automatic greeter…all the while looking immaculate, pretty and put together.

and in return…
ummm be rewarded with “queen of his dreams” title.

And not get paid one darn penny. Talk about a job that sux.

[PyariCgudia]

Re: How to be a Successful Muslim Wife

Sara516, men have jobs too. True.

But there is a big difference. Their job ends at 5 pm, and they go home. They get paid at least minimum wage. They get weekends off, usually. They get paid sick leaves, and national holidays. They take a vacation a year usually. They get health benefits, sometimes from their workplace.

What the hell does a sit at home mom get? And don't tell me a loving family, because a husband gets that too. So what are the perk benefits of sitting at home farting around with your bratty 5 year old?

[picoico]

Re: How to be a Successful Muslim Wife

@PyariCgudia

What the hell does a sit at home mom get? And don’t tell me a loving family, because a husband gets that too. So what are the perk benefits of sitting at home farting around with your bratty 5 year old?

You want people to get paid for taking care of their own kids?

Perks and benefits for being a parent…shudders…