How some professors speak English

  1. Both of u three get out of the class

  2. Dont dare talk in front of my back

3.Why are u so late… say yes or no?

  1. take 5cm wire of any length

  2. I have two daughters. Both of them are girls.

  3. All of u stand in a straight circle.

  4. Quiet…the principle just passed away.

  5. Everybody stand lengthwise…

  6. Why are u looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here?

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lol haha funnie...

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"ITS TOO HOT IN THE CLASS.. HEY YOU ALI OPEN THE WINDOW AND LET THE CLIMATE COME IN"

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That is so true!!! Somehow, all my urdu teachers had the passion for speaking English so bad that they spoke English during the whole Urdu period!!
One of my Urdu teacher punished us, and after some girls apologized she replied "Sit down, I love you" and we were like What the heck. Later we found out that she meant to say " Sit down all(aaal) of(aaf) you!"
I still cant forget theway she said it!!!!:D

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^:rotfl:

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Did the Professors say all that infront of you???
If they did that infront of me, i would have laughed my ass off, and they would have been so confused…!!!

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all of these are hilarious...how does i love u become all of you...hein??
how paindoo can you be?

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Have you ever experienced such a thing???
I have been living with them my whole life. Sooo… if i get started, there is no stopping…:clown:

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Like once, we had a new teacher ( history) She was nervous, and she stutered while speaking, and moved all around, and got confused when someone asked a question. She was going to draw a map on the board. She goes like " I dont draw good... eem... em.. huh.. i dont have good drawing skills... foget me!"
She meant to say "...forgive me"
The whole class bursted out laughing. It was so funny at the moment!!

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i neva had that kinda experience....!!!

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lol no ive never experienced that

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:rotfl: lol I dont understand why do they speak english if they can’t. I mean they should speak that language in which they r comfortable. (even if it is punjabi or something)

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I remember, once in the school in KSA, our teacher applied/asked for some equipment for lab, but didn't get but was hoping to get it soon, so he said.

Abhee tak nahee, magar main umeed say hoon.

Someone in the back shouted, Sir ka paoon bhari ho gayya hay, umeed say hain.

:)

confusion can come in any language.

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hahhaha one of my teachers once said or maybe she used to say this everytime "sit downnnnn all of themmmmm"

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:hehe:

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:D

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LOLS,,FUNNY..

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Hilarious.

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:omg: Yaadain taza ho gain

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wohaa and i though my teachers were dumb - while they just pronounced a few things incorrectly like petrol became petril ;S this is to much though very funny