How can I marry a Pathan girl? :(

[McFists]

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@Knight30

I used to see this Iranian Realtors picture advertised everywhere, I really wanted to meet her, nothing creepy, then one fine day we did business together. She turned out to be a very challenging person to deal with, When I see her come to my office now, I wish, I could hide under the desk and not have to deal with her ever. Personality and compatibility will outlast beauty.

Thanks for your thoughtful post, Knight. That’s a very valid point, but I think searching for a nice and compatible person within one particular ethnic group I’m attracted to isn’t bad. It’s not like I wanna marry just any Pathan, just for her looks. I agree that there has to be chemistry between two people for any relationship to work.

[marwati]

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@McFists

I’m a single 21 year old male. My dad runs a hotel and wedding hall in Islamabad, and I’ve seen a fair share of, um, “exotic” weddings take place there. The past week, two Pathan families had their wedding there. And I was spellbound.

Basically, the Pathan girls were extremely attractive! I have to admit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen more beautiful women. Most of their girls tended to be tall, fair-skinned but with a perfect natural shade, curvy, sexy, with large brown and blue eyes, and just stunning in general. They were actually very well educated and were funny and relaxed, and were just so cool! I’ve been thinking for the past few days, and I’ve decided that I want to marry one since they’re so gorgeous and amazing. But I’ve heard they’re very traditional, and sometimes even pretty backward. And that most likely, they don’t marry outside of their ethnicity (even the educated ones, I think?).

I’m obsessed. I keep thinking about the really awesome girls I saw, but like I said, they’re so freaking closed to anyone who’s not of their ethnicity. I keep getting this weird burning feeling in my chest (like, when you have a crush on someone and you just feel weird all the time). I feel like I’m going crazy. Is there any way I can get one to marry me? Or just be friends with one for the time being, at least? Please help!

You are horny and hormonal for pashtun girls? chachoray

[marwati]

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@McFists

@Theorist: That’s so crazy. Thanks again for helping out. I’ll be careful to avoid any bigots.

You are saying that you would hang out with pashtuns to make your way to their sisters…be careful about that, i am not joking.

[Midnight_express_91]

At your own peril. Pathans are the vikings of the sub continent. So if you mess up, her brothers will literally open their roza with you

[Iconoclast]

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^On the other hand, if she cheats on you, you just have to show it to her brothers and they will kill her by themselves.

[Iconoclast]

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And you must never fart in her presence.

[Green_Beret]

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Kashmiris girls are better imo, they’re hotter and easygoing as well as more open minded(generally speaking).

[Knight30]

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@Green_Beret

Kashmiris girls are better imo, they’re hotter and easygoing as well as more open minded(generally speaking).

I am married to one, I was spell bound when I saw her, and yes she is even more beautiful in the inside

[McFists]

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@marwati: Thanks for the advice, but enough people have warned me about what I’ve been trying to do. I won’t be creepy or rude or stalker-like. If I meet the girl of my dreams, I honestly don’t care if I get beat up in the process.

@Midnight express 91: Yeah, I actually find that impressive, the fact that they live so strictly by a code of honor, and what not. Vikings or not, I’ve made up my mind. Also, read what I wrote to marwati.

@Green Beret: Someone mentioned Kashmiris before. I’m not really into them. They’re nice and pretty, but I just don’t feel any kind of attraction to them.

[Harappan]

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You shouldn’t have touble finding a pashtun wife, I think a lot of them are open to inter-ethnic marriage, but pashtuns look down on Punjabis and they actually consider them their biggest enemies, for Pashtuns every Pakistani that isn’t pashtun is a ‘Punjabi’.

[SID_NY]

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OP dude, wutever you do.. just dont walk in front of her brothers showing your back. You know wut happens if they like you, dont you?!

[McFists]

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@Harappan: I agree, there are some bigots, and I too have heard about how they even group Sindhis and Kashmiris with Punjabis for some reason.

@SID_NY: I get it, and that’s lame. We shouldn’t combat racist Pathans with stereotypes of our own. Let the haters hate.

[eastern11]

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My own cousin ( part Punjabi and part Urdu speaking) is married to a pThan girl. It was an arranged marriage and all is fine. Like you my cousin’s family wanted someone with Pathan looks and found her arranged rishta contacts. I think you might want to go that route.

[McPendo]

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If you’re marrying for good looks alone, then you’re going to have a bad time. You won’t like it mate, trust me. It looks good now but lets say even if you do bag some desperate phatani chick and marry her you wont fit her culture. See the Phatans are used to the Alpha male types, they want to see people being strangled and smoking gernades at the same time. Phatans are also known to hunt bears with their feet. Yes it’s very crazy, you’ll soon realize. The moment you step foot in Peshawar your inlaws will set up a deul with the rival Phatan. He’s probably going to overwhelm in you in every department.

First off you’ll have to shoot a cigarette out of a dead goat’s mouth on top of a mountain while drinking 14 cups of kava after having eating an entire roasted duck with a gigantic naan.

Then you’ll have to probably wrestle some ancient dude whos 90 but he’ll still woop your behind. Phatan babas are notorious for being strong.

If after you pass these tests you’ll probably have a go at the girl’s dad who’ll take you to the deep mountains of peshawar and then you’ll have some sort of survival death match with the yeti.

Btw I’m messing with you guys don’t take this seriously. To all the phatans I love you all! MEIN HOON SHAHID AFRIDI!!! ok im out

[NaMaan]

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You get down on one knee and say " Khan sahab , hamaray saath shaadi banay ga ?? "

[Le_Pakistan]

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@NaMaan

You get down on one knee and say " Khan sahab , hamaray saath shaadi banay ga ?? "

Please also share what Khan sahab did to you after you said that

[NaMaan]

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@Le_Pakistan

Please also share what Khan sahab did to you after you said that

Genders are reversed in Pushto → Urdu translation … FYI

[Le_Pakistan]

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@NaMaan

Genders are reversed in Pushto → Urdu translation … FYI

Badh vich enj hi aakhi da ae…

[Ethan_Hunt]

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This thread is still alive damn

[McPendo]

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@NaMaan

You get down on one knee and say " Khan sahab , hamaray saath shaadi banay ga ?? "

LMAOOO I read this in a desperate phatan’s voice in my head LMAOOO man that was funny.