You’re saying the same thing-- that someone is stupid–but in a much nicer way 
I understand your point… however..
COME ON!!! 
Judging by the original question was stated, i doubt she’s REALLY going to go in a hotel room..the question stemmed from a conversation btwn two friends.
Had she even stated the question as a real personal dilemma..im sure there would’ve been a little bit of help, serious posts as well.