What would you do if you married a girl who practices black magic, and is in fact a witch?
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Haaye 
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You have no idea how many kinky prospects that would open up.
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Like what? Her turning you into a toad?
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Great. Now I’m scared. I was just gonna go to the bathroom to pee. It’s dark in there . :(. Scared. Don’t talk about jadoo. 
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If thats the best the witch can do, she is better off working at the walmart than practicing witchcraft 
I wish you lot had a creative imagination. Sigh.
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PCG: WAIT, why dont you have a light in the bathroom?
That's just weird
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Well to turn on the light I gotta walk through darkness. I peed with the door open because of this thread.
She could hover/fly over you while you were sleeping, wouldn’t that be scaaaaaryy?
Yeahhhhh, and things could start picking up from there. Now we’re talking.
PCG - thank you for the tale of your adventure. Really helped with my coffee :k:
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This is a serious problem. I dunno why you people aren't taking it seriously
I hait you
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recite surah falak, and surah naas.
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^ there we go, now we are taking it seriously. Happy now aishaa?
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But zobia that will make her poof 
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I'll change her name to Bill-Batori or my name to Sanyasi Baba 120 sala :)
nothing … only she ll do whatever she wants to do 
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i will leave her.
but why will i marry a girl in the first place?
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^ jo meray se pehlay post karayga wo mota.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA chokes