Re: Help my friend deal with bait and switch
no i'm not talking of shoib malik. my friend's name is Shoib Smith. this is a serious thread. stop ruining it with spam, mia in va.
Noor, my friend has agreed to send you a pic of his eyes. Could you send me one of yours too? If you arent sure how to take a pic of just your eyes, PM me one of you full length, I have a nice photuushop softwears that will pick your eyes out from pickhar.
Re: Help my friend deal with bait and switch
Anyone would know how to snap a pretty photo of their peepers. :rollseyes:
The more pressing question would be…“What color contact lens should be worn?”
Green? Blue? Gray? Violet? You know…it has to be something naachural.
Re: Help my friend deal with bait and switch
believe me when i say this RV. once he sent a pic to the big girl, and she fell off her chair, and fractured her 6th lumbar. his eyes are sufficient to convince Noor is a Bore without risking spinal injury.
Like I said: I can send him a picture of my friend, Sania. I hear she’s coming out of a bad relationship herself, apparently (the sleazebag was *actually *married, can you believe?!?). About this picture: how much skin would be appropriate?
I wonder if Shoaib Malik is your friend? :)
:D
Mr. Shoaib is a fine stud of a desi male. He is 6'2, 180 lbs, six-pack abs. and a virgin. and a former investment banker who quit as a conscientious objector to CLOs and CDOs and started his own business in prosthetic limbs for kids.
Please do not cast asperations on his character.
I have not read after this and maybe someone already asked.
Why this guy was looking for someone on MSN?
Re: Help my friend deal with bait and switch
you speak so highly of your friend. If he was such a great and oh so modest would he really care if the girl was fat? seriously if she was so FAT the pictures would have told. If he really loved her would he care if she looked like a model? um NO! he wouldn't. I think he is really not "modest" he is just looking for a girl who looks like a model. Would he rather have someone who is a bit heavier and has a great personality vs. someone who is super skinny and a b*********?
Re: Help my friend deal with bait and switch
It's whats inside that counts. And please no sick comments.
Re: Help my friend deal with bait and switch
the solution to the problems is marriage. get her married!
sowwy 
Can I have that photoshop software too, pretty please.
Re: Help my friend deal with bait and switch
and I have a friend who is a fat, diabetic beech… whose uses pictures of her much prettier girlfriend to screw over famous people. any advice for her? I personally think she should be put down even though she’s a friend…
her and her friend’s story is eerily similar to the following Dawn story…
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DAWN.COM | National | Of Shoaib and the third woman
By Syed Rashid Husain
Thursday, 08 Apr, 2010
RIYADH, April 7: The third woman in cricketer Shoaib Malik’s marriage knot now lives in Dammam, Saudi Arabia. This ‘other woman’ is the one who introduced herself to Shoaib as Ayesha Siddiqui and whose photograph was given to him, ostensibly because of her fabulous beauty.
The woman in question is married to an Indian national who works as an engineer in Sabic, a Saudi industrial conglomerate.
All attempts by the press over the last few days to talk to the mystery woman have been in vain as she and her family want to conceal their identity at all costs. Her husband, too, has made it clear that they don’t want to go public on the issue.
**The Dammam-based girl, now a mother of two, has been an intimate friend of Ayesha Siddiqui since her Jeddah days and it is believed that she agreed to pose as Ayesha to ensure that her relationship with Shoaib continues.
The family of this woman, too, hails from Hyderabad, India. According to insiders, the Dammam-based woman went to Dubai where she was introduced ‘as Ayesha’ to Shoaib.**
It is mystifying why Shoaib has not yet shown the photograph of the ‘other woman’ who met her. However, in view of the family’s determination to stay away from an invasive media, there are speculations that Shoaib has been requested by them not to reveal their identity.
Another enigmatic character in the episode is Mohammad Siddiqui, Ayesha’s pugnacious father. His eagerness to badmouth Shoaib Malik is shocking for people from the Sub-continent given his conservative background.
Indeed, people who know him do recall his eccentricities. He is reputed to have made heaps of money when he worked in Saudi Arabia.
He was once the chief of the royal hangar of the late Prince Abdul Majeed, who had been governor of Makkah for over two decades.
Ayesha studied at the elite British Continental School in Jeddah. She also taught at the school for a while, according to acquaintances of the family.
ANOTHER TWIST: Urdu News, a Saudi newspaper, has carried an interview of Dr Haseeb, the putative brother-in-law of Ayesha, and not a minor player in the gripping tale to boot.
According to the daily, Haseeb’s friends doubt his credentials and wonder whether he is what he says he is _ Ayesha’s brother-in-law.
They even surmise that he was once among the third woman’s suitors. There have been many twists and turns in this enchanting story. And who knows the best is yet to come.
