So my friend, lets call him Shoaib, just got back from a trip to the east coast. Turns out he’d flown to meet a girl he’d been talking to on MSN for a year. They were all fine and compatible and in love on MSN, but Shoaib says the girl he met is really fat in comparison to the pics she showed him. So he’s pretty weirded out and not sure what to do about it. I told him to laugh it off and chase someone else, preferably in the same city. But he is all hung up on her. What to dooo?
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I wonder if Shoaib Malik is your friend? :)
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you forgot to mention his last name "malik" :p
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lol i'm with u queer ... let it be and chase someone in ur own part of the woods
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tell him to uninstall msn and get out of his lazy a$$ pyjamas and actually go out and do the hunting ..where you actully see the person in flesh rather than copy and pasted pix on the net ..
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fat means more real estate. its all good.
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Must you create more work for me???
:ASA:
whats wrong being Molty foam
..or on molty foam
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look across the border. I hear the Patels thrive there, doing much to popularise their vegie cuisine.. his chances of finding a daal-sodden babe who doesn't mind polygamy will be much increased
:)
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folks, this is a serious topic.
how do you deal with bait and switch, especially in cases where you have been lead on for months, maybe years. and specifically regarding weight. because apparently girls have become experts in taking pics where they look skinny. no joke!
serious replies only. 
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I think he is being shallow.
get some real friends queerio
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Maybe she's thinking the same thing......" Mr.Shoaib ain't all that skinny either"
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Mr. Shoaib is a fine stud of a desi male. He is 6'2, 180 lbs, six-pack abs. and a virgin. and a former investment banker who quit as a conscientious objector to CLOs and CDOs and started his own business in prosthetic limbs for kids.
Please do not cast asperations on his character.
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A virgin!
I’m sorry but i didn’t realize we also use that while describing someone’s appearance and characteristics :D.
What if she thought the same thing abot your mustanda friend?
That he is hairier then his picture? Or walks funny? Or has a lazy eye? Or just plain old smells bad? 
Ive met men who really and truly believe they are God’s gift to women only because their MOTHERS keep telling them “mera laal, mera bacha, tu to chand ka tukra hai”.
Weight is something that can be changed with the right eating habits and motivation from their significant other.
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is this a shoaib in thing now?
Mr. Shoaib is a fine stud of a desi male. He is 6'2, 180 lbs, six-pack abs. and a virgin. and a former investment banker who quit as a conscientious objector to CLOs and CDOs and started his own business in prosthetic limbs for kids.
Please do not cast asperations on his character.
Omg why isn't he a model?