Help me stay sane

Re: Help me stay sane

Gosh these aunties drive you mad i tell ya...
I was asked 'parhaiz to nahi kar rahi ho?' I didn't get what she meant, i said...haan gym jaati hoo is waja se weight kam hua hai! She basically meant (you usin contraception?) Cheeky cow!

I used to say, Jab Allah ko manzoor hoga..it usually works!