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Lol this one is real :hehe:
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Hey, let's not joke about suicide. It's a real thing and affects people deeply. It is a public forum and anyone can be reading the comments here...including those who lost a loved one to suicide. The way it's joked about can potentially cause anguish and suffering to one in those circumstances.
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Hye Allah. Eik hi line men ‘crush’ bhi aur ‘blush’ ka emoticon bhi??!!
Kaheen holy khwab to nahi dekhraha!!
Laal makhmal jee: Where i’m from, in such situation we say: “Sub kuch bata den, hath paon katwa den”?
Wo bhi yahan, humor section men sab ke samne?
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Haaye Rabbah.
Holy Jee: Aap naak to katvaa hi chukay hain apna…why worry about your hath paon? 
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But your nick is “tissues”…which sends the connotation of manners.
His nick is “lota.” He doesn’t care for usage of tissues (ie …manners) Observe: 
He’s just living up to his nick; being in character and all that.
(I’m kidding, by the way. :p)
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Aye dont underestimate the power of Lota. We are khandani too. And too shareef, and ultra holy
Good, so looks like tissue baji will be the second person in this round to block me after dubaiwali who did it after I spotted the bisexuality of ‘S’ 
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This thread has gone from "Pickup lines" to "Picking up Lota." :(
Lotay.....tumharay to chotay se totay totay kar diye Tissues ne.
@tissues....Lota is usually just messing around. Don't take him so seriously.
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Govinda’s moves make me ulti. But that was one hell of a song. Dhishkiyoowwnnn!!!
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Desi people do not fight alone.. Lotay tum Arshad shurlii ko phone karo.. Tissues tum bi apny bhi ko buloa...
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Es saadgi pe kaun na marr jaye ae Khuda......Larte hain aur haath mein talwaar bhi nahi!
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Es saadgi pe kaun na marr jaye ae Khuda......Larte hain aur haath mein talwaar bhi nahi!
Navvi ji, aap tissues ji ke hath men talwaar bhi dekhna chahte hen aur lota bhi? Wutta imagination pai
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aap tissues ji ke hath men talwaar bhi dekhna chahte hen aur lota bhi?
And the only thing you can carry is pani (unless it's kerosene) and us se bhi tissues ki aag nahi bhuj rahi. Lotay, you're useless. :(
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Daymn, 80 posts thread in Humor section. Admins, when did you last dream of it seriously?
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Anyhoo, @tissues: Suniye, its 14th Feb. Happy Valentines day na!
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LOL. Aaj baarish ho gi ..because we made it to 80 on here.
Happy V-Day, Lotay!!!
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Awe happy wala V-Day to you too Red jee
Should I get some chocolate and flowers for you?
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She would not accept your gifts until and unless you give me chocolates …
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In other news, mubarak ho on this a thread in humor forum reaching 100+ likes.
Another progress and devellopmemt for GS.
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Kyon Lal makhmal jee:
Kya holy ki judai ne itna deewana bana dya
Ke Kapra tha qameez ka, pajama bana dya?
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Holy is expecting a THANK YOU note in mail from GS admins
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Yes. I missed you in all your weirdness.