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"Would you like a date?"
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Hasna tha ? :halo:
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Tum bhi ro rahay ho? Shukar!
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No, I dont expect 'You' to laugh at G rated jokes!
Anyways thanks for visiting jokes section and the thread. Much appreciated!
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What do u mean by ‘a date’? 
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I thought we were contributing halal pick up lines, no?
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Keep them coming 
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I want to make you to help me complete half my deen...if ya know what I mean.
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"Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my head all day" ~~> (Halal version) "Are you tired? Cuz you been making tawaf in my head all day"
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This one reminds me when a kid asked me for my number so he could keep me updated with MSA (y’all know what it is, right?) meetings and events on campus…
The college didn’t even have an MSA!! LOL
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Reminds me of this guy who approached me with “I think I know you from Sadaf’s party”…
Sadaf who? What party?
Or I think I know you from somewhere…and then seconds later admitting that they really didn’t…(yes, yes, I have lots of dopplegangers)…real smooth. 
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^ 
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Hahaha @PunjaBee good ones 
I can relate to this wake you up for Fajr prayer 
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Someone said that to me too. At first I was so confused because I had never seen that person in my life so I just blatantly said no I don’t know you. Lol Later I found out that it was a pick up line.
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1) Are you Isha?
Because without you my day never ends
2) You are the coal to my shisha
3) Guy: "Eid Mubarak"
Girl: "huh?"
Guy: "I saw the moon in your eyes"
4) Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
5) Are you Sunni or Shia? How about we say su-shi? Pick you up at 8
6) "guy looks at girls in hijab "sorry, i was looking for the made in jannah tag"
HorKoiKhidmat
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Copy paste?
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Koi aiteraz?
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