Guy relationship advice: Marry a cute fat girl..

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Gabrujawaan August 4, 2006, 7:23pm 1

This way you know what she looks like when fat. Chances are that even if she loses weight, she’ll still be cute.

On the other hand if you gamble on a fit chick who gains 60 lbs after marriage and starts to look like Shamoo, it’s a pretty bleak prediction.

I say don’t play Russian Roulette with your future.

(This article was an act of random kindness and the idea dawned upon me while killing machars at the office)

Afridi786 August 4, 2006, 7:25pm 2

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What if the girl gains even more weight after marriage, then what?

dhobi_bhai August 4, 2006, 7:26pm 3

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Is it advisable to marry three additional machars if one is already captured under possession of property?

Fayz August 4, 2006, 7:28pm 4

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That's correct. Your criteria of winning is wrong to begin with.

Gabrujawaan August 4, 2006, 7:29pm 5

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Dhobi, now I have to come up with beauty criteria for machars.

Ms. Univerzzzzzl.

dhobi_bhai August 4, 2006, 7:31pm 6

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Let’s not get drowned in the water right away. Help is always available at your fingertips.

Afridi786 August 4, 2006, 7:31pm 7

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:k:

Gabrujawaan August 4, 2006, 7:33pm 8

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Fayz, It was to enforce the idea because it sounded cool.

rimsh_1 August 4, 2006, 7:34pm 9

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then you got a cute lil hathi(and you can call her stampy) :D

lussi August 4, 2006, 7:34pm 10

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here's another thing: there is a good chance that the fat chick will have a better/obediant/'amenable personality than some hot chick. Mera matlab nakhra kum ho ga. Cuz the reason is i think is in evolution, the fatties need to reproduce and find a mate. So they gotta make themselves attarctive (ofcourse benath the skin) so they make consessions else where.

Please, this is just a theory. But damnnn it's a good one.

dhobi_bhai August 4, 2006, 7:34pm 11

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*Arey Mian, bay-fikar rahiyey. Chaaron ki chaar hijaab pehannay wali hee hongee, eik dum pakki musalmaan. Shikaayat ka mauqaa hee nahin milay gee aapko.
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Afridi786 August 4, 2006, 7:37pm 12

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mein kyu shikaayat karuga, unki marzi hai

Gabrujawaan August 4, 2006, 7:41pm 13

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How absolutely worst can it get?

Sara516 August 4, 2006, 7:42pm 14

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I dunno if i shud be offended or what.. but it does make sense, at least u won’t have the shock as she ballooons in two months

Afridi786 August 4, 2006, 7:46pm 15

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it can get to the point where they can crush ur pelvis.

Gabrujawaan August 4, 2006, 7:47pm 16

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I'm recovering from a writer's block and any positive feedback from guppies would do tons of good for my self esteem.

I'm thinking about spilling my guts under a series of articles called "Deep thoughts by Gabru" I know it's taken from SNL but what the heck.

hussain87 August 4, 2006, 7:55pm 17

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lol u r terrible !!:p. …all the fatties r feeling quite insulted by ur theory …

Afridi786 August 4, 2006, 8:15pm 18

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Words of Wisdom

Ramsha August 5, 2006, 9:00pm 19

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L:rotfl:L

misguided_Identity August 5, 2006, 9:14pm 20

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Yes, more cushion for the pushing.