GS owes me money!!

Total number of threads posted on GS since inception = 197,611
Total number of posts posted on GS since inception = 3,765,441

Average posts per thread = 19 posts/ thread

GS in service = 9 years (inception in 1997?)
So number of threads per day (thanks to retards in cafe’) = 197,611 /( 9*365) = ~ 60 new threads per day.

An average sockfker like me reads about 30% of all the threads,
so total numbers of posts read by me per day = 0.30* number of threads per day * Average posts per thread = 340 posts per day.
It takes an average of **15 **seconds to read every post (this includes refreshing, redirecting, scrolling and actual reading)
So, time spent per day reading other peoples’ inane posts = 15*340/(3600) = 1.41 HRS/ DAY (for average sockfker, this is the fixed number)—A

Now X = number of total drivel ..ahem posts you have posted, and,
Y = time elapsed since you joined. For me X = 1500 posts, and** Y = six months**
It takes a 3.0 minutes on average to post (PCG is an exception).
So for a tard like me,
(X3.0/60)/ (Y30) = .41 HRS/ DAY-----B

Add A + B = appx 2 hours day. (I could have given a ball park, but the math makes it more convincing)

Now a fairly educated guy like me could go out there and make at least $15 bucks a day.

GS has cost me = $15 * 2 hrs * Y = $5,400.

i want my fking money BACK!!!

Re: GS owes me money!!

Back? What do you mean “back”? As if you are asking for a refund of all the membership dues you have paid.

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You’ll be missed when you get married. :hehe:

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If GS charged us money in membership fee, it would be akin to double taxation. GS exploits losers like me, who have nothing better to do than to read inane drivel on GS, and owes us all in reparations for the opportunity cost.
Looking at your number of posts and joining date, it seems like your variable factor is also around 0.40 hrs, which would put your reparation amount close to $5,000 dollars, too.

I am on your side, brother. Mind you, i did not tack on journals reading and the insanely addictive arcade games. Reminder: if you have a "golden trophy"next to your nick, you have been had by GS. :yahoo:

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Chill kid
First let them pay me {5995 * 10 (1-0.4) } + { 20003.5 + (750) } + 500]

Total = 35970+ 7770 + 500 = $ 44240

The figure constitute the payment of my gems (posts) less the ammount of tax

  • the fee for deletion of 2000 something posts whiles moderating, plus shrink’s fee for getting sick while doing so …

  • half yearly bonus :smooth:

Negotiation are underway, Azkar says this ammount is too much I have agreed on $ 17,500
Lets see how long it takes for him to arrange the ammount and get his DB back

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I wish I was awake in maths lessons when I was at school!

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more than that he’ll be missing his money, and we know that there can be no claims of refund there :wink:

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nuff said :snooty:

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Gupshup kay Bhikari :rolleyes:

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dope I think you should marry that girl - you’re on the same wavelength :hehe:

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my maths is really bad but i'll take whatever you guys will take .

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Dope I think you should marry *that *woman, at least you will get hold on to some money!

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i wonder how big of a loser u have to be to actually sit down and calculate all that stuff....

and damn dooooood i need some of that money stuff too !

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irori how dare you call dope a looser.
he was only high at that time.

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he called himself one too .. now gimme my money

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no he didn't.

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get ur glasses grandma

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jo kehta hai woh khud hota hai.

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haha u so funny , grandma's talkin like a one year old now .

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boorhay aur bachay aik jaisay hotay hayn.