GS owes me money!!

[iori_yagami]

Re: GS owes me money!!

took the words right out of my mouth ..

[MYwish]

Re: GS owes me money!!

moi spits the words right back in iori's mouth. sowwy my ugaaldan just went missing and being aged i dun have much patience.

[iori_yagami]

Re: GS owes me money!!

grandma's a pervert....

[MYwish]

Re: GS owes me money!!

the kid's very obedient.

[iori_yagami]

Re: GS owes me money!!

the kids a pervert too , better watch that back.

[MYwish]

Re: GS owes me money!!

pretty obvious.huh.

[ashtray]

Re: GS owes me money!!

Damn! iori, posted seven times in a single thread which took his total count from Feb 2004 to 183.

[musicmaniac]

Re: GS owes me money!!

@dope

Total number of threads posted on GS since inception = 197,611
Total number of posts posted on GS since inception = 3,765,441

Average posts per thread = 19 posts/ thread

GS in service = 9 years (inception in 1997?)
So number of threads per day (thanks to retards in cafe’) = 197,611 /( 9*365) = ~ 60 new threads per day.

An average sockfker like me reads about 30% of all the threads,
so total numbers of posts read by me per day = 0.30* number of threads per day * Average posts per thread = 340 posts per day.
It takes an average of **15 **seconds to read every post (this includes refreshing, redirecting, scrolling and actual reading)
So, time spent per day reading other peoples’ inane posts = 15*340/(3600) = 1.41 HRS/ DAY (for average sockfker, this is the fixed number)—A

Now X = number of total drivel ..ahem posts you have posted, and,
Y = time elapsed since you joined. For me X = 1500 posts, and** Y = six months**
It takes a 3.0 minutes on average to post (PCG is an exception).
So for a tard like me,
(X3.0/60)/ (Y30) = .41 HRS/ DAY-----B

Add A + B = appx 2 hours day. (I could have given a ball park, but the math makes it more convincing)

Now a fairly educated guy like me could go out there and make at least $15 bucks a day.

GS has cost me = $15 * 2 hrs * Y = $5,400.

i want my fking money BACK!!!

…And u couldn’t find a much insulting word than retards

Its u who need to pay them that kinda money and remember one thing time cannot be returned and neither has any price. So dopey find urself an alternate to Gs. They are not accountable for u not having a life.

You have got a lot of time on ur hand to write all this meaning less stuff.

Btw: nice work on the algeberic equations :k:

[iori_yagami]

Re: GS owes me money!!

@ashtray

Damn! iori, posted seven times in a single thread which took his total count from Feb 2004 to 183.

im in a giving mood today.

[phatima]

Re: GS owes me money!!

Dope, be sure to ask for a life back along with that money of yours.

...and how the hell are you making 15 dollars in two hours working at McDonald's?! :p

[MYwish]

Re: GS owes me money!!

he prolly wrote this thread and forgot lekin ham log bhoolnay naheen daitay.

[Todd]

Re: GS owes me money!!

@dope

Now a fairly educated guy like me could go out there and make at least $15 bucks a day.

GS has cost me = $15 * 2 hrs * Y = $5,400.

i want my fking money BACK!!!

Sure thing mate!

send me the following info and a transaction will be made for the requested amount:

1) First and Last Name exactly as it appears on your credit card
2) Type of Card and Complete number (for verification)
3) Expiry of the card (For Authentication)
4) Your Bank Account info including Transit #, Account # and Branch Info

[Mr_Fraudia]

Re: GS owes me money!!

@dope

Total number of threads posted on GS since inception = 197,611
Total number of posts posted on GS since inception = 3,765,441

Average posts per thread = 19 posts/ thread

GS in service = 9 years (inception in 1997?)
So number of threads per day (thanks to retards in cafe’) = 197,611 /( 9*365) = ~ 60 new threads per day.

An average sockfker like me reads about 30% of all the threads,
so total numbers of posts read by me per day = 0.30* number of threads per day * Average posts per thread = 340 posts per day.
It takes an average of **15 **seconds to read every post (this includes refreshing, redirecting, scrolling and actual reading)
So, time spent per day reading other peoples’ inane posts = 15*340/(3600) = 1.41 HRS/ DAY (for average sockfker, this is the fixed number)—A

Now X = number of total drivel ..ahem posts you have posted, and,
Y = time elapsed since you joined. For me X = 1500 posts, and** Y = six months**
It takes a 3.0 minutes on average to post (PCG is an exception).
So for a tard like me,
(X3.0/60)/ (Y30) = .41 HRS/ DAY-----B

Add A + B = appx 2 hours day. (I could have given a ball park, but the math makes it more convincing)

Now a fairly educated guy like me could go out there and make at least $15 bucks a day.

GS has cost me = $15 * 2 hrs * Y = $5,400.

i want my fking money BACK!!!

Thank you man, we were just looking at a by use basis revenue model where ppl would pay by the number of threads they read but we were having a touch time figuring out how many threads ppl read, since you have done the calculation we will be charging you a reading fee per post. Since you are a valued member, I have applied all discounts and even waived the annual dues. Your total comes to $25,578.23. but dont worry, an educated person like youi can pay it within 3 years if we garnish your wages, it would be like automatic and shyt.

[Rukhsarbibi]

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@phatima1

…and how the hell are you making 15 dollars in two hours working at McDonald’s?!

cuz his wife to be owns the McDonalds:cb:

[phatima]

Re: GS owes me money!!

^ oh that was mean. You wait here, he's gonna kick your fanny.

[azkar]

Re: GS owes me money!!

shud i say how much u guys cost me? :-)

[fghd]

Re: GS owes me money!!

please azkar bhai and do tell does flooders have anything to do with it?

[danial]

Re: GS owes me money!!

:)

@Azkar

shud i say how much u guys cost me? :-)

LOL,

well gizzy didnt send a bill yet, so its only $20,000.00 a month, plus new servers, switches, some racks, back up, UPS's, and labour,

so i m guessing a lot, but you are a kind person, thats why we love you.

[MYwish]

Re: GS owes me money!!

jasoos behna always ready for maskabaazi. Zindagi mayn bohat kamyabi millay gee.

P.s I think you are the only guy who has all the gals phone#'z on GS. :)

[fghd]

Re: GS owes me money!!

^not mine!!