Grrrrr...

I was sitting with a bunch of Indian guys when the topic moved onto the world cup cricket which is going to be held next year. Me, being the patriot exclaimed loudly “Ya and I’ll be there at Centurion for the India-Pak match with my green clothes and my huge flag and I’ll sit right in the middle of you lot.” My, what a thrashing I got from them! My cricket knowledge being more limited than theirs, they were at me from left right and center and I was left trying to suck my thumb to come back with smart retorts!! I desperately needed some of you guys their to back me up!

They also said they would spray paint me white and orange

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and everytime thered be a 6 theyd lift me up in the air so i could catch the ball with me mouth and then theyd throw me onto the field.

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I need some good hard facts to throw at them next time! Revenge shall be sweet!!

LOL …

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Well cat, In all one-day matches that Pakistan/India have played to-date, Pakistan has won 52, and lost 29. Nice hard fact. NO?

Must warn you though, during a worldcup pakistan and india have played thrice, and pakistan has lost on every occasion(!)

ahmedjee, yes that's what they were saying - that Pakistan has always lost to them in world cups and I was like "well, there's always a first time!"

One day ratings:
CricInfo
Cricketer Mag.
Herman’s
Tarik’s

Hah, proving that the indian team is crap is never too hard. RooaaRRRrrrrr at em indians cat

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If they spray u billy please dont forget to post a pic.........


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and yes, ahmadjee is my other nick, but I’d prefer if you dont say it out loud on the boards.

And I second that pic.

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oops LOL i cant believe I made that mistake twice! Sorry Amarroo

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U shararti Bacha …

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so they actually think they r better??!!
lol wat a joke,,, tell em they r dreamin.
indians suck at cricket,, even we pakis here at uni whip their butts everytime we play them,,, they just dont have it,,,

no need to say anything....
if they say anything, say i dont talkto losers....

and if they still dont leave ya, u know my phone #, just call me and i'll help u out....

This is tragic…pesky injuns taking advantage of our unworldly cat.

what you really need is me there alongside you a proven veteran of injun-baiting at live venues across the UK - but sadly South Africa’s a bit out of the question.

Anyway, i suggest you read my thread in khail khilari:

Great sporting moments: Aaqib nobbles Tendulkar

for some idea on how to apply pressure to the most sensitive spots

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and you could also mention that MadCon will be in our crowd waving a chand tara. that should get the smoke coming out their ears.

more tips later

Catty, you know this topic is much needed in khail khilari!

Just wait till the read 'players' tell you about history.

and if the topic goes onto losers you can say the indians are the worst losers, since they start burning down their own stadiums hahahahha silly them


When rape is inevitable lie back and enjoy it.

Ya, I'm sure you'd all just lurv to see a white and orange billy! hoonh!!

Mista X, that's a really helpful post - thanks, I'm reading it now! And why is SA out of the question? Direct BA flights everyday twice a day from London to Joburg and it's only a few hours!

Anybody want in-advance bookings, let me know!

Those ratings are atleast one year old.


AK

Cat, the last series Pak played against Inida on Indian soil, Pak won 2 tests (lost one) and also won the Tri-angular One day series beating India thrice.

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Shouldn’t they even better becuase last year eventhough Pak didn’t play many matches but the still won majority of them.
Lost only one of 5 matches in sharjah in october.
Lost only the final in sharjah in april, won the other four matches.
Lost only 2 of the seven matches they played in England.
Only disappointment was newzeland.
In test they won 8 of the 11 matches, so that certainly boosts up their rating, don’t you think buddy.

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You should tell them that its a shame on indian that they’ve everytime lost to SL. its a FACT.

**And you should not sit with them, you never know what they r up to, cuz these indians never think b4 they speak

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