greatest Misqoutes

Cheegum · January 11, 2007, 4:10am

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Yeah me too lol

brahmachari99 · January 11, 2007, 6:51pm

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Now I've heard it all. Younis Khan on SA bowling:
"On these pitches you must be the aggressor, especially against a side like South Africa who are always coming at you in your face [sic]."

Robert · January 16, 2007, 5:34pm

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Moin Khan, watching pak-SA match with his wife, comments on a catch dropped by Akmal. "Look at him, he cannot replace me". Wife says "You also have dropped many catches, we have them on tape, u wanna see?". Moin becomes furious at this sudden chain of events, and says "r u saying i was not a good keeper?". wife replies "u were good at stumping on slower deliveries, but not a greater catcher like Rashid Lateef". Moin could'nt believe his ears and said "hey, I played more matches than Rashid, how would u explain this then". His wife says "because u were a better batsman and an excellent hitter, but u have dropped catches on faster deliveries". At this point Moin hits his wife in anger, her cup of coffee falls which Moin again fails to catch. "I told you, u just a better hitter" his wife says while falling to floor and saving the cup herself.

dhobi_bhai · January 16, 2007, 5:39pm

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Robert:

Moin Khan, watching pak-SA match with his wife, comments on a catch dropped by Akmal. "Look at him, he cannot replace me". Wife says "You also have dropped many catches, we have them on tape, u wanna see?". Moin becomes furious at this sudden chain of events, and says "r u saying i was not a good keeper?". wife replies "u were good at stumping on slower deliveries, but not a greater catcher like Rashid Lateef". Moin could'nt believe his ears and said "hey, I played more matches than Rashid, how would u explain this then". His wife says "because u were a better batsman and an excellent hitter, but u have dropped catches on faster deliveries". At this point Moin hits his wife in anger, her cup of coffee falls which Moin again fails to catch. "I told you, u just a better hitter" his wife says while falling to floor and saving the cup herself.

I will not be surprised if this gets to be the front page headline of Jang tomorrow morning. :D

Robert · January 16, 2007, 5:54pm

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Indian bowler Irfan pathan was hit for couple of boundaries by then new comer Salman Butt. Irfan Pathan later, in one interview praised Salman's style of batting. The interview was published in time of india under the title "Pathan likes butt".

ehsan · January 16, 2007, 6:09pm

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^

Antumul_alona · January 16, 2007, 6:14pm

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Robert:

Moin Khan, watching pak-SA match with his wife, comments on a catch dropped by Akmal. "Look at him, he cannot replace me". Wife says "You also have dropped many catches, we have them on tape, u wanna see?". Moin becomes furious at this sudden chain of events, and says "r u saying i was not a good keeper?". wife replies "u were good at stumping on slower deliveries, but not a greater catcher like Rashid Lateef". Moin could'nt believe his ears and said "hey, I played more matches than Rashid, how would u explain this then". His wife says "because u were a better batsman and an excellent hitter, but u have dropped catches on faster deliveries". At this point Moin hits his wife in anger, her cup of coffee falls which Moin again fails to catch. "I told you, u just a better hitter" his wife says while falling to floor and saving the cup herself.

lolzz....
I think this is your best...
and then she call the police and gets him in jail for abuse!

Antumul_alona · January 16, 2007, 6:16pm

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smooth_guy · January 16, 2007, 6:17pm

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@ Moin and Irfan

Captain1 · January 16, 2007, 6:22pm

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:k:

Mr.Genius · January 16, 2007, 6:34pm

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hhahaha.. very nice robert… keep it up :k:

Cheegum · January 16, 2007, 6:43pm

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Pathan likes butt hahahahahaha

Robert · January 16, 2007, 7:42pm

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"Do you consider yourself a good batsman against fast bowling?" - Shastri
"Absolutely" - Tendulker
"Then why you can't handle McGrath?" - Shastri
"He is not fast, he is fast-medium" - Tendulker

Cheegum · January 16, 2007, 7:56pm

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lol.. robert is on a roll.. smaaartttt boy

fkhan2 · January 16, 2007, 7:57pm

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Decent_6Chora · January 16, 2007, 9:14pm

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Robert · January 16, 2007, 9:39pm

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inzi to ramiz: aap meri english ka mazaq ura rahey thay on air
ramiz: it was unintenional
inzi immediately calls Rana Naveed, razzaq, yousuf, younis, gul and akmal but none of them knew the meaning of "unintenional". Finally he had to call shoaib akhter: ek sawal ka jawab de do, to phir tum team mein wapis aa jao gey. unintenional ka matlab batao jaldi
shoaib akhter: iska matlab hota hey un-intented. meri urdu itni achi nahi hey werna bata deta urdu mein. to aa geya mein team mein ab?
Inzi: teri aisi kee tesi, bekar admi. nahi tum beta ab saal tak county khelo, bara aya angrez kee aulad.
Inzi then calls mushtaq ahmed and he tells him the meaning of unintenional. He makes the next call to PCB telling him that for unavoidable curcumstances, he has to have mushtaq as his new bowling coach. Later on in an interview Ramiz asked Inzi: why did u replace waqar with mushtaq ahmed as your bowling coach.
"it was unintenional" - Inzi says.

Robert · January 16, 2007, 9:53pm

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It was woolmer's birthday and the gift he recieved from shoaib akhter was the worst. An IPod loaded with all indian songs, with last one in shoaib akhter's own voice 'aatey jatey khoobsurat awara raston pe'. Woolmer send back another IPod as revenge, it had just one song. ur the one for me by Brett Lee and Asha Bhonsle, with a card attached saying "Music or bowling, it seems Brett is toping both charts ha ha ha".

Decent_6Chora · January 16, 2007, 9:55pm

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^

brahmachari99 · January 16, 2007, 10:18pm

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Robert:

inzi to ramiz: aap meri english ka mazaq ura rahey thay on air ramiz: it was unintenional inzi immediately calls Rana Naveed, razzaq, yousuf, younis, gul and akmal but none of them knew the meaning of "unintenional". Finally he had to call shoaib akhter: ek sawal ka jawab de do, to phir tum team mein wapis aa jao gey. unintenional ka matlab batao jaldi shoaib akhter: iska matlab hota hey un-intented. meri urdu itni achi nahi hey werna bata deta urdu mein. to aa geya mein team mein ab? Inzi: teri aisi kee tesi, bekar admi. nahi tum beta ab saal tak county khelo, bara aya angrez kee aulad. Inzi then calls mushtaq ahmed and he tells him the meaning of unintenional. He makes the next call to PCB telling him that for unavoidable curcumstances, he has to have mushtaq as his new bowling coach. Later on in an interview Ramiz asked Inzi: why did u replace waqar with mushtaq ahmed as your bowling coach. "it was unintenional" - Inzi says.

Robert, you da man!!!!