Gosht in my Car

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So, here is the dillema

I buy gosht (meat) and normally I put it on the back seat of the car. If it is more in quantity, I use the trunk. But I fear that by putting it into the trunk I may forget to take it out hence, making my car smelly.

What do you guys do?

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Have it home delivered

:chai:

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:topic:

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:rotfl:

Yaar how much gosht do u buy for it not to fit on the back seat?

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not buy any gosht :clown:

na ho ga gosht, na aye gey koi smell

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waisaY come to think of it.. if deliveryman forgets the meat in the car trunk as well, then? uss kee car tau smelly ho gayee naa :hoonh:

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:rotfl: @ the replies

Yaar forget gosht buy machli.

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lo jee.. bOngali bhOoi TOshreef laY aoye haiN :D

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ham aap ki tarah hawaas bakhta nahi hain :chai:
and one more tip apni car mein likh ker tang diya karo trunk mein gosht para hai mujhe nikalna hai

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ume-zafeerah nay Farmayaa:

*ham **
Astaghfirullah :ewww: ham YUKH YUKH
.. kullun haraam wa al an’aam al Khabees :emmy:

**aap ki tarah hawaas bakhta nahi hain **
phir kiss kee tarah haiN?

**and one more tip **
tip tip kartaa maiN kamraY maiN aataa hooN
aayeN gey mehmaam tip daY jaaYeN gey..
hmmm hmmmm hmmmm

**apni car mein likh ker tand diya karo **
tand kiyaa hotaa hai? tond saY milti julti koi cheez hai?

trunk mein gosht para hai mujhe nikalna hai
mujhe gosht kiouN nikaalnaa hai.. baaqi sub mar gaye haiN kiyaa?

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buy cooked gosht :cb:

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hahahahahahha,

i miss karachi.

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[quote=“Anwaar Qureshi”]

ume-zafeerah nay Farmayaa:

*ham **
Astaghfirullah :ewww: ham YUKH YUKH
.. kullun haraam wa al an’aam al Khabees :emmy:
mein ne apni and hubby ki baat ki thi :chai: ke aap ke tarah khabees nahi hain

aap ki tarah hawaas bakhta nahi hain
phir kiss kee tarah haiN?
aap se ziada aqal mand hain is liye aap ki tarah nahi haiin
**and one more tip **
tip tip kartaa maiN kamraY maiN aataa hooN
aayeN gey mehmaam tip daY jaaYeN gey..
hmmm hmmmm hmmmm
tip tip barsa pani yahann barish hone wali hai
**apni car mein likh ker tand diya karo **
tand kiyaa hotaa hai? tond saY milti julti koi cheez hai?
it was bad typo sahi ker diya hai umeed hai aap ki aqle na tamaam mein baat samjh aa gaii ho gi
trunk mein gosht para hai mujhe nikalna hai
mujhe gosht kiouN nikaalnaa hai.. baaqi sub mar gaye haiN kiyaa?
to aap apni gari mein aur kis kis ko saath bithatay hain :aq: agar aap unmarried hain warna hamein bhi to pata chaley

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how cud u forget meat in da car? .. impossible

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ume-zafeerah nay Farmayaa:

mein ne apni and hubby ki baat ki thi :chai: ke aap ke tarah khabees nahi hain
phir kiss kee tarah haiN?

aap se ziada aqal mand hain is liye aap ki tarah nahi haiin
phir typo kar diyaa… you mean “aqal band” hay naa :D?

tip tip barsa pani yahann barish hone wali hai
baarish dhamaR dhamaR dhum dhum hoti hai.. tip tip tau boondaa baandi hoti hai :snooty:

it was bad typo sahi ker diya hai umees hai aap ki aqle na tamaam mein baat samjh aa gaii ho gi
aqal-e-naa tamaam poori koshish kaY bawajood “umees” lafz ko decipher naheeN kar paa rahi hai :naraz:

to aap apni gari mein aur kis kis ko saath bithatay hain :aq: agar aap unmarried hain warna hamein bhi to pata chaley
kissi kee private baataiN iss tarah poochtaY huaY aap ko sharam naheeN aati :blush:

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:naraz:
I said:

I “may”
not
I “do”

english medium school gaye hotaY tau pataa hotaa naa :naak:

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**

:omg:

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vroom: maiN aap ko jaantaa hooN ;)

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Anwar uncle nay Farmayaa:

phir kiss kee tarah haiN?
jo bhi hain aap se behter hain

phir typo kar diyaa… you mean “aqal band” hay naa :D?
haan aap ki aqal waqi mein band hai:smiley:

baarish dhamaR dhamaR dhum dhum hoti hai.. tip tip tau boondaa baandi hoti hai :snooty:
to yehi samjh lein boonda baandi
aqal-e-naa tamaam poori koshish kaY bawajood “umees” lafz ko decipher naheeN kar paa rahi hai :naraz:
**“umeed” ab to samjh aa gaya ho gaa:halo: **

kissi kee private baataiN iss tarah poochtaY huaY aap ko sharam naheeN aati :blush:
sharam mein to insaan gunah kerta ahi sache hain to saaf saaf batayien

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to aap ko apne opper itna bhi bharosa nahi :aq: