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^^ :D
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ume-zafeerah daadi ammaN nay raag alaapa:
jo bhi hain aap se behter hain
khush fehmi kaa ilaaj dau chittar teyL maiN bhigo kar 
haan aap ki aqal waqi mein band hai:D
aap ko ilhaam huvaa thaa yaa dimaaghi qabz kee nishaani hai 
to yehi samjh lein boonda baandi
kiouN? aap kee samajhdaani choTi ho gayee hai?
“umeed” ab to samjh aa gaya ho gaa:halo:
tau pehli dafaa saheeh likhtay huaY key board ghiss rahaa thaa? yaa likhnaa hee naheeN aataa?
sharam mein to insaan gunah kerta ahi sache hain to saaf saaf batayien
sharam maiN gunaah karta hai? errr… aaj tukk bays****** maiN gunaah tau sunaa thaa.. laikin sharam:D aap tau phir kaafi gunaah gaar hoN gee 
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to aap ko apne opper itna bhi bharosa nahi
that was a suggestion to the poster but perhaps you need it too ;)
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jab mein nae pehli dafa iis thread ka title parha toh mein nae parha “GHOST in my car” 
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^thats the thread in gen
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i read that too the first time 
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uncle qureshi ne apne kiyalaat ka izhar farmaya
khush fehmi kaa ilaaj dau chittar teyL maiN bhigo kar
to aap ne apna ilaj isi tarah kiya hia
aap ko ilhaam huvaa thaa yaa dimaaghi qabz kee nishaani hai
dimaghi qabz yeh konsi beemari hai 
kiya aap is ka shikaar hian :aq :
kiouN? aap kee samajhdaani choTi ho gayee hai?
chotay choaty dimaghon ke saath choti hi baat kerni parti hai
tau pehli dafaa saheeh likhtay huaY key board ghiss rahaa thaa? yaa likhnaa hee naheeN aataa?
**aap ki zubaan ki tezi ka andazzaa nahi thaa warna pehle dafa hi theek likhti aur susar ki bajaye saas ka role ziada acha ada karien gay:halo: **
sharam maiN gunaah karta hai? errr… aaj tukk bays****** maiN gunaah tau sunaa thaa.. laikin sharam:D aap tau phir kaafi gunaah gaar hoN gee
ALLAH reham kare gunhegaar hone ki tohmat naa lagyein aap ko bhi gunah pare gaa
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i read that too the first time :)
i read it as dat way too .. buh den i opened up n read MEAT n den i was lyke wat?!
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so u open this thread to give us suggestion from ur own experiences :aq: right
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ghareeb log aur unn kay maslay 
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par naani huzoor ume-zafeerah naY kahaani sunaai:
to aap ne apna ilaj isi tarah kiya hia
maiN mua’alij hooN .. ilaaj karaanaa hai tau bataao 
**dimaghi qabz yeh konsi beemari hai kiya aap is ka shikaar hian **
mujhaY sirf verbal diarrhea kee shikaayat hai 
laikin jiss tarah aap sar par thoNgaiN maar rahi haiN uss saY meraa shuk yaqeen maiN badal chukaa hai 
**chotay choaty dimaghon ke saath choti hi baat kerni parti hai **
tau goyaa agar aap kaa dimaagh BaRa hota tau app baRi baRi baataiN kar leteeN laikin choTa dimaagh laY kar issi tarah kee baataiN karni paR rahi haiN
aap ki zubaan ki tezi ka andazzaa nahi thaa warna pehle dafa hi theek likhti aur susar ki bajaye saas ka role ziada acha ada karien gay
naheeN bhaai… pehli baat maiN aisee qurbaani denaY ko har giz taiyaar naheeN… I am proud to be what I am 
and secondly iss kaY liye paisaa bahut lagtaa hia.. naa baba naa
ALLAH reham kare gunhegaar hone ki tohmat naa lagyein aap ko bhi gunah pare gaa:naraz:
achaa aur woh jo khuaa ma khuaa kee tohamt lagaai jaa rahi thee mujh par without any solid proof… 
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Mushaadiaati mashwaraY 
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Once I forgot a bottle of milk in the trunk of my car.
Un dino mai I was looking for a shadi venue. 
Kher tau it was a very hot summer and I left the milk
in the trunk and the bottle exploded ofcourse aur
jo smell thi…I had to not only get the car detailed but
the trunk as well.
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Aur agar par’hna hi bhool jain to…
Kaisi hain aap umme kafi dinon say aap say baat naheen huwi.
Bal buchchay sub khariat say to hain.
**AQ bhai aap **
Agar batti jala kar usi dhooni day lia karain apni Car main. Usko afaqa ho ga.
Behtarheen hul hai gost khana hi chor’ dain na rahay gi baans na bajay gi bansri. Subzi khana shuru kar dain.
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I bring it in my carry on 
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I never knew that it could be a problem as well.
why don’t you keep the bag in your lap while driving so you wouldn’t forget it :halo:
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^ aur agar unhey bhook lagna shrou ho gaye tou?
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^
raw meat ko daikh kar bhook lagay gi kia 
or get some food too and keep it in the passenger seat. bhook lagi ho gi tu cooked food nikalnaa nai bhoolay ga 