Going to Muslim "SINGLE" event...

[rizla86]

Re: Going to Muslim “SINGLE” event…

@goddamniamsoawesome

Hi, I’m single and the name’s ‘hottea’
Looking for a wife not just another totty,
Tell me can you make a perfect chapati,
I see you do curry too, your kameez is all spotty,

I’m uneasy with this whole speed dating,
Can’t even relax, this is just player hatin’
Sorry I’m just edgy and done waiting,
Just wanna get on with some mating

Great! Now your Amma’s looking over,
Seriously its totally killing my boner,
Oops sorry please don’t be ghussa,
I was just kidding, don’t take of that Khussaaaaaaaaaa!*

*It is advisable to run away at this point.

Hahah brilliant!!