To note I have no work - haven’t had any work since 9 am. I am bored out of my facting skull and i just got informed that when i go back to pakistan i can not be a lazy pig and stay at home and just sleep, eat and watch tv.
NOOO! I have to attend like 3 weddings. I hate weddings. Pakistani even more due to the whole superifical nature of things and the constant bickering, gossiping and promoting of the child - male or female - infront of sutible families.
Anybody have any ideas on how to get out of all three weddings. Convincing my dad isn’t a problem, he hates them just as much. My mother of course is my main concern.
So gurus of how men suck and our resident gossips, get me out of this pathetic situation.
I am also bored so i am going to be causing generic trouble across the forums.
Right. Then i have to ask you this, have you ever fooled your mother into believing you were actually sick? Whining works for me, fake sickness doesn't. However I can't whine out of this one.
Hey CM long time no see. Weddings? OOoh bummer!
btw… urs? or who’s? where? Lhr? Well Good luck! I don’t like 'em either. Such superfishyality in these days
Be a Man…tell you mother you have made an executive desision about how you want to spend the days of your life and that you will NOT GO TO THESE CONFOUNDED WEDDINGS
you must say it in capital letters
and when she gives you *THAT LOOK *the one that all mothers give
Mine? What? NO NEVER! Not for another decade or so. I enjoy my independence from any responsibility and the ability to eat food left out for 2 days and with no need to clean up the place for days on end.
CD you are girl? Or a metrosexual guy cough*gay*cough?
LD i am a mama's boy 100% I never say no to my mommy and prefer weaseling my way around anything that require me entering a situation where i have to follow what is dictated.
Pakistan is the best place for a vacation. I don't have to do anything and just eat, sleep and be lazy. Now these bloody weddings changed that all.
Throw a stunt at the first wedding and ur mummy will plead you to not attend the other two. Ofcourse she will be upset and all with you too but u can make up for that after the weddings.
I want to get out of the weddings not be guilted into going to all of them. Come on you guys have no ideas for how i am to get out of this? I got 20 more minutes and then i disappear. Chop chop.
Ok how about we not give me ways to upset my mother and instead give me ways to get out of the wedding and not upset my mother. That would be the solution that is acceptible.
Though the disappering part is not a bad idea...means i have to leave home and come back home and then leave again to get back to the wedding...but hell its worth it.
