*marry a village virgin. Then tell her that they all look like that. How will she know any better, and if she questions, you can say "You hussy!! Been looking at other guys' privates have you?!"
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Only joking. Seriously, I don't think girls care about these things. If it does its job efficiently, a woman wouldn't care if it was green.
Lol :D
Don't think there are loads of virgins left (male or female) even back there...
No but seriously the guys is asking for our help. I would say that to get to the point of marriage, a lot of other things would have been built up in the relationship anyway. You would have got to know each other and like each other and maybe she would have told you a few of her own insecurities (women have a ton of them!!)
Unless you will have a problem having a normal physical relationship and children, i don't see the need to bring it up. When the time comes, leave it to her to say if she noticed anything. Chances are the woman who loves you enough to marry you would not notice or make a big deal out of it. The healthiest thing you can do is allow her to ask any questions she may have and answer them honestly. Don't get embarrassed or try to cut the conversation. She will appreciate your honesty and if anything it will bring you two closer.
If she starts being a b*tch about it, say: "One of your breasts is bigger than the other" and that will leave her with enough of her own insecurities to stop bugging you about yours.
Athens - out of all these buggers mocking my situation, you have posted such a sincere reply. A little twist or turn shouldn't be that big of a matter now should it?
Say, is starch any helpful if applied creatively and cautiously? I heard someone say it is.
No but seriously the guys is asking for our help. I would say that to get to the point of marriage, a lot of other things would have been built up in the relationship anyway. You would have got to know each other and like each other and maybe she would have told you a few of her own insecurities (women have a ton of them!!)
Unless you will have a problem having a normal physical relationship and children, i don't see the need to bring it up. When the time comes, leave it to her to say if she noticed anything. Chances are the woman who loves you enough to marry you would not notice or make a big deal out of it. The healthiest thing you can do is allow her to ask any questions she may have and answer them honestly. Don't get embarrassed or try to cut the conversation. She will appreciate your honesty and if anything it will bring you two closer.
If she starts being a b*tch about it, say: "One of your breasts is bigger than the other" and that will leave her with enough of her own insecurities to stop bugging you about yours.
I always assumed women were more sensitive when it comes to stuff like this than men. Don't think the majority of women would be too bothered unless it was genuinely affecting their sex life while if it was the woman who had a defect in an intimate place the man would be more likely to ask for a divorce or get a second wife or something. Also, aren't men more visual when it comes to attraction anyway...
Athens - out of all these buggers mocking my situation, you have posted such a sincere reply. A little twist or turn shouldn't be that big of a matter now should it?
Say, is starch any helpful if applied creatively and cautiously? I heard someone say it is.
No but seriously the guys is asking for our help. I would say that to get to the point of marriage, a lot of other things would have been built up in the relationship anyway. You would have got to know each other and like each other and maybe she would have told you a few of her own insecurities (women have a ton of them!!)
Unless you will have a problem having a normal physical relationship and children, i don't see the need to bring it up. When the time comes, leave it to her to say if she noticed anything. Chances are the woman who loves you enough to marry you would not notice or make a big deal out of it. The healthiest thing you can do is allow her to ask any questions she may have and answer them honestly. Don't get embarrassed or try to cut the conversation. She will appreciate your honesty and if anything it will bring you two closer.
If she starts being a b*tch about it, say: "One of your breasts is bigger than the other" and that will leave her with enough of her own insecurities to stop bugging you about yours.
what a beautiful and sincere post.
plz tell us more about the common insecurities women have. :p
Jaanwar, in my personal opinion I don't feel a twist or turn is that big a deal at all. A guy could have the world's most perfect penis but if he doesn't know how to use it, what's the point? Don't let it stop you from anticipating a healthy and satisfying sex life.
So far you've only commented on appearance, I'm sure your doctor has told you that everything is functioning normally. If that's the case, you don't need to be so worried. Women are more accommodating of imperfections than you realise.
I asked my husband all kinds of stupid questions when we got married, because I finally had someone to ask those stupid questions. It was something we would laugh about together and it did bring us closer. I find it incredibly attractive that he is so comfortable in his own skin. I got my questions answered and we learnt about each others non-airbrushed non-catalogue-perfect bumps and lumps, and the scars and marks that each had a story behind them.
Your woman will take your cue on this from you, learn to accept your imperfections and she will accept them too. It's like when little kids fall over, if you start screaming and shouting "Oh my GOOOOD Did you get hurt are you ok?" the kid usually starts to cry. If you say "Never mind, nothing happened" the kid goes straight back to playing.
We all come in different shapes and sizes and the right woman for you wouldn't give two hoots, I can place my hand on my heart and say that.
marry a village virgin. Then tell her that they all look like that. How will she know any better, and if she questions, you can say "You hussy!! Been looking at other guys' privates have you?!"
Only joking. Seriously, I don't think girls care about these things. If it does its job efficiently, a woman wouldn't care if it was green.
Uhm if it were green I'd be highly disturbed..as that means cough*STD*cough