Girls in Pakistan have funny english...

[niyal]

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@Stomp

Apparently she was in love with me since she was 12. Its already been almost 2 years since she told me, and is still madly in love with me. To the extent she told her mom that she was in love with me, and wanted to marry me. And her mom told her never to tell her dad as he will kill her. And she told her mom that she would actually run away from home. I have spoken to her mom, and she is cool with it and she told me she will do what ever it takes to get us both married. To be honest with you I think they are just waiting for her father to die he is really ill now.

[Najim]

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ABCDs are confused, FOB are bad, people in Pakistan has funny English, Punjabis are paindoos, urdu speakings are kalay ... blah blah blah.

What are you? **

Grow up. Prove your existence by ur deeds not by ur tongue.**

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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@Najim

Grow up. Prove your existence by ur deeds not by ur tongue.

well said

[aniiisa]

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i wanted 2 read it!!!

[Mr2sweet]

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HMMM Seeems like we got some Haterzzzz in Dis Thread. Alll I have to say is Shake em Off, Shake them haters off. and Stomp bro let me give you some advise Alchol is Haram ma man, you should consider about stop drinking man, we will drink all we want in Jannat, its none of my bussiness but take it as a brothers advise my man.

[Browneyedbeauty]

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MINIme: im still waiting for that translation

[MiniMe]

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jithoN di khoti othey aan khaloti:)

Translated by ChannMahi

"The thing is no matter what you achive in yourt life and where you run to...your past always catches you...stands in front of you."

[Hahahaha]

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Stomp.. I really see the humor in all this But seriously this aint cool.
I take it that you are not that great with Urdu.. how would you feel if somebody exploited your urdu speaking or writing skills specially when you did it out of love or care or whatever you wana call it. I am glad you think its funny but it may not be as funny when the ball isnt in your court anymore

[RoCKiSTaN]

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Dude it's funny I bet but just pretend you didn't notice it. You know everyone laughs inside for a second atleast but act all different as if there mother terresas.

[Hahahaha]

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@muali

I'm only being honest about the whole. Thing as sometimes I get scared myself thinking is this for real or is she after me for ulterior motives.

I am an enlightened English man who eats fish and chips and some vodka on a Friday night. Not a Fob or a pindoo what ever that is.

If you are really enlightened.. then you might recall Montesquiue and Voltaire.. they are the Philosophes who started off the very enlightement that you speak of and want to be a part of but sadly you only wish.
Like I said .. I see the humor in all this.. and I myself would have laughed but sharing it with the world is going a lil over board.!

[The_Voice]

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its not just the girls, its the boys too, and theirs is worse

[bellarie]

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@shweetdreamz

yep fish and chips and vodka while talking about village girl love letters on gupshup. enlightened english man indeed!

lollllzzzz:cb:

[bellarie]

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@Stomp

I’m only being honest about the whole. Thing as sometimes I get scared myself thinking is this for real or is she after me for ulterior motives.

I am an enlightened English man who eats fish and chips and some vodka on a Friday night. Not a Fob or a pindoo what ever that is.

:bash:

[lutfullah]

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Mr.Stomp! One last post.

I do not know whether you have seen my last post to you, maybe you are not getting much time to review the reactions after the volleys of field artillary being bombarded at you in random ever since you sent in this controversial thread.

To be very frank, I for one, did not find* your own English being commentable as good! Y*ou do not write even passably good English as far as grammar and syntax go! And your diction is strewn with colloqual content as 'mom' and 'dad'. Let me quote you here:-

"I'm only being honest about the whole. **Thing* as sometimes I get scared myself thinking is this for real or is she after me for ulterior motives. *
I am an enlightened English man who eats fish and chips and some vodka on a Friday night. Not a Fob or a pindoo what ever that is."

What exactly did you mean by *"Thing as sometimes"** as you wrote that "enlightened" Englishman's sentence?And worse you write " I get scared.............thinking is this for real or is she after me.......... Not if this for real or she is.......but write the entire parenthesis in present tense without using inverted commas, in a sentence that starts in present continuous! *

A very "enlighted" Englishman indeed! With that English you stand a good chance of being kicked on your rumps by actual Englishmen when they hear you speaking or even worse just simply snubbed into ignominy!

Learn proper English with integrity and toil Mr.Stomp, before posting criticism that hurts and before actually mastering the language! Remember Aesop's Fable on the crow that had ambitions of becoming a peacock and that ended up being discarded by the crows?

[Stomp]

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@Mr2sweet

HMMM Seeems like we got some Haterzzzz in Dis Thread. Alll I have to say is Shake em Off, Shake them haters off. and Stomp bro let me give you some advise Alchol is Haram ma man, you should consider about stop drinking man, we will drink all we want in Jannat, its none of my bussiness but take it as a brothers advise my man.

According to my understanding the wine in heaven is not going to get you drunk, it is only going to have a nice taste however you will not get intoxicated.

[Stomp]

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@lutfullah

Mr.Stomp! One last post.

I do not know whether you have seen my last post to you, maybe you are not getting much time to review the reactions after the volleys of field artillary being bombarded at you in random ever since you sent in this controversial thread.

To be very frank, I for one, did not find your own English being commentable as good! You do not write even passably good English as far as grammar and syntax go! And your diction is strewn with colloqual content as ‘mom’ and ‘dad’. Let me quote you here:-**

*"I’m only being honest about the whole. Thing as sometimes I get scared myself thinking is this for real or is she after me for ulterior motives. *
I am an enlightened English man who eats fish and chips and some vodka on a Friday night. Not a Fob or a pindoo what ever that is."

*What exactly did you mean by “Thing as sometimes” as you wrote that “enlightened” Englishman’s sentence?And worse you write " I get scared…thinking is this for real or is she after me… Not if this for real or she is…but write the entire parenthesis in present tense without using inverted commas, in a sentence that starts in present continuous! *

A very “enlighted” Englishman indeed! With that English you stand a good chance of being kicked on your rumps by actual Englishmen when they hear you speaking or even worse just simply snubbed into ignominy!

Learn proper English with integrity and toil Mr.Stomp, before posting criticism that hurts and before actually mastering the language! Remember Aesop’s Fable on the crow that had ambitions of becoming a peacock and that ended up being discarded by the crows?

Shut the hell up, I have a gun fetish.

[Gizzy]

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you should be banned for posting this.

[inzi_rocks]

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oh gosh,.can't the mod's just lock this thread?

[Hahahaha]

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@Stomp

Shut the hell up, I have a gun fetish.

And this is where I will stop since I have proved my point. This just goes to show how enlightened you really are Mr.Voltaire!

[Stomp]

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Enlightened English man warned for unacceptable language

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