Get Your Act Together Boys

[NaMaan]

Re: Get Your Act Together Boys

PCG jis pa gussa nikalna ha … uss pa bhee nikala ha ka bus humi pa bus chalta ha app ka

[dhanya_podena]

Re: Get Your Act Together Boys

PCG jis pa gussa nikalna ha … uss pa bhee nikala ha ka bus humi pa bus chalta ha app ka

^arey kaahey ka aisey matha peet riya

[PyariCgudia]

Re: Get Your Act Together Boys

True dat. I wish there was a math formula for it though.

[pak-one]

@PyariCgudia

True dat. I wish there was a math formula for it though.

Divorce lawyers would be out of business

[_RestLess]

I miraculously read the whole thread cover to cover, and found it extremely hillarious. Now I am gonna take my time and quote the comments that got me grinning ear to ear .. some were funny because they were way too random.

aapko muNh lagaanaa maiN apni tauheen samajhtaa huN is liye aap jitnaa chaaheN kahiye buraa bhalaa…i wish ur parents know what u do here. thank you

Every mouse pretends to be a lion here.

I have paws the size of Montana. Claws the size of Alaska.

Me-ow

You need to get out more, and i’d be happy to escort you, but i’m afraid you’d slit my throat because im XY instead of XX!

A mere sentence is also be used to divorce you.

But I doubt you would ever dare to punch a man your own size who called your sister mudpie-face. You might thank him instead and scurry off with your tail between your legs.

My dear man if her statement is that you can’t afford her, she is rubbish anyway

As pakistanis we have that issue. Where we think we are all Changaiz khan’s blood

Does your mom have the right to decide what dishwear you and I would have, and the COST OF WHICH is burdened on MY parents, and if MY MOM doesn’t buy the right plate design then all hell breaks loose? Is that normal?

Yay, now PCG is promoting western “values”.. We will be hiring nurses now for our parents? Seriously? How low can you go?

I’m a proud Pakistani woman (born there, raised there, educated there) who is making ____ a month with my “Pakistani” degree. Who are YOU to judge Pakistani/Desi men and MILs and even Pakistani women in general?

I don’t know, if my husband ASKED me to get a bedroom set, I would have looked at him like he had bees growing out of his hair.

Keep my mom out of this, I won’t tolerate snide comments about my parents, from some messed up lady who doesn’t know an ounce of politeness.

wisdom is found once people solve the mysteries of the pir’s words.

Once my mum hit me with “chimta”

thot i got what x2 said til pcg replied now i dont know what x2 meant. someone explain to me

May ALLAH SWT keep my Parents healthy, wealthy and wise. Ameen

Did I say punch? I meant the gun in my truck is for that reason.

Third, why would you air out your personal information thinking it will impress someone? $6500/month is nothing - very average and common - so what was that all about? I suggest keeping that bit of info to yourself next time. Is this the first time you’ve seen money? Have some class.

Why is this stuff so predictable? Why am I never surprised? Im dying to be surprised…surprise me!!!

You didnt post the original post but you obviously dont object to it either and you have something to say on just about everything under the sun.

Wife called your sister mudpie face because your sister insulted your wife and cant seem to understand her brother is married now. Her brother is now someone else’s man and she needs to get her own rather then fighting with his wife.

bigdaddy is just a mouse trying to be a lion on the internet. Have a heart and let him be.

Gun in his truck. WTF.

marriages are not about “me, me , and me” , its you and me!

Just try to lure a doctor, get married, pop a couple of kids and then fool around with the FOBBY Store owner 'cause your doc hubby won’t have the time or energy to get it up.

^arey kaahey ka aisey matha peet riya

[CM]

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Yay! Someone quoted me!

[kakaballi]

@PyariCgudia

Ivy league or not, 6 figure salary or not, girls want someone who has some maturity and temperment. That doesn’t necessarily come from an IVY league education. …

I didn’t go to an IVY league. My salary coming from where I went to school, with a bachelors, was a joke. Doesn’t mean I’m stupid, or I’ll make a bad spouse though. I probably have a more solid head on my shoulder than most girls and can probably keep a family together better than most would think. IVY league has nothing to do with it.

Am I the only one seeing so many contradictions between this post and the first post in this thread?

[Stork]

@X2

salary.com would disagree with your analysis
btw yes there may be more guys with undergrads making 100K+ then those with masters or phds, but thats just a factor of the number of people with bachelors only..

the more telling number is what percentage of those with masters and phds makes over 100K vs the %age of those with bacelors… and at what age..

numbers game mon ami..

X2 - Agree with you 100%. It’s a numbers game a and a lot more complex than just a ‘degree leve’. I was trying to show the folly of women, like PCG, trying to find a perfect mate with a check list in their hand.

Bachelors Degree - 2 points
Masters - 4 points
PHD - 6 points
Mother Dead - 15 points
Father Dead - 10 points
No Siblings - 5 points
Brad Pitt Gorgeous - 250,000 points

Total required - 200 points

Grow up already.

[NaMaan]

@Stork

X2 - Agree with you 100%. It’s a numbers game a and a lot more complex than just a ‘degree leve’. I was trying to show the folly of women, like PCG, trying to find a perfect mate with a check list in their hand.

Bachelors Degree - 2 points
Masters - 4 points
PHD - 6 points
Mother Dead - 15 points
Father Dead - 10 points
No Siblings - 5 points
Brad Pitt Gorgeous - 250,000 points

Total required - 200 points

Grow up already.

Cheetah

[njgal]

@Stork

X2 - Agree with you 100%. It’s a numbers game a and a lot more complex than just a ‘degree leve’. I was trying to show the folly of women, like PCG, trying to find a perfect mate with a check list in their hand.

Bachelors Degree - 2 points
Masters - 4 points
PHD - 6 points
Mother Dead - 15 points
Father Dead - 10 points
No Siblings - 5 points
Brad Pitt Gorgeous - 250,000 points

Total required - 200 points

Grow up already.

The mother needs to die over over again to meet the 200 point requirement.

[Reha]

@Stork

X2 - Agree with you 100%. It’s a numbers game a and a lot more complex than just a ‘degree leve’. I was trying to show the folly of women, like PCG, trying to find a perfect mate with a check list in their hand.

Bachelors Degree - 2 points
Masters - 4 points
PHD - 6 points
Mother Dead - 15 points
Father Dead - 10 points
No Siblings - 5 points
Brad Pitt Gorgeous - 250,000 points

Total required - 200 points

Grow up already.

Fair skin - 50 points
Long hair - 40 points
Skinny - 50 points
Doctor - 100 points
Lawyer - 75 points (chalega)
Engineer - 50 points (bas theek thaak hai)
Jehez - 100 points (she needs to bring the bed she sleeps on)
Rich parents - 100 points (this means more jehez!)
Oh and the latest: Corresponding caste - 30 points (if not, she makes up for it by being a doctor)

[Gaia]

Re: Get Your Act Together Boys

After 9 pages boys still haven’t gotten their act together!!!

[Stork]

@PSquared

Fair skin - 50 points
Long hair - 40 points
Skinny - 50 points
Doctor - 100 points
Lawyer - 75 points (chalega)
Engineer - 50 points (bas theek thaak hai)
Jehez - 100 points (she needs to bring the bed she sleeps on)
Rich parents - 100 points (this means more jehez!)
Oh and the latest: Corresponding caste - 30 points (if not, she makes up for it by being a doctor)

**Engineer - 50 points (bas theek thaak hai) <=-=- **A desi lady Engineer? Never seen one. (I’m not talking about IT)

[Deela]

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This is hypocrisy from the girls side!

You know you wont admit it it…but youd go out with any deela that demnstrates t he loves you

DOHHHhh!!!

Happens alll the timeeeeeeee Each Of You Know It!

[Stork]

PS^2 - The kind of rishtas these girls are getting speaks volumes about the kind of families their families associate with. In discussions with my friends, the ‘Jahez’ issue has never been brought up. If the guy is secure enough in his own abilities, he doesn’t need a jumpstart in life.

As for your list:
**Fair skin - **not important. However, a girl must take care of herself physically.
**Long hair - **See above
Skinny - See above
Doctor - not important. Might even be a negative
Lawyer - See above
**Engineer - **See above
Rich parents - If rich = cultured then yes; otherwise no.
Oh and the latest: Corresponding caste ??? (WTF)

[The_Voice]

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pcg i wud luv to meet ur husband sometime.

[CE]

@Naabigh

Well what do women want , pop goes the weasel

Recently I have been told by some one that I cannot afford her , and mind it this statement was made for a guy who makes more than 100k …

I don’t think in this time and era , any of them - looking for a genuine companionship. its much better to Pray at the porcelain altar rather than starting a relationship thesedays .

@CM

My dear man if her statement is that you can’t afford her, she is rubbish anyway. A woman who uses a monetary descriptor with regard to herself, simply cheapens her own value. Not worth it. Seriously is she a whore that she has a monetary value?

Or mayb she was out of ur league?

Don’t buy a Porsche if u cant afford the petrol!!

[lady_lama]

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this thread is AMAZING!

[kurripunjaban]

Re: Get Your Act Together Boys

[CM]

@Colourful eyes

Or mayb she was out of ur league?

Don’t buy a Porsche if u cant afford the petrol!!

Definitely out of his league. She belongs in the gutter if she can’t have the self-respect not to think of herself in monetary terms.