Get Your Act Together Boys

Ok, I’m sick of hearing from guys - oh women, we never know what you’re thinking, how are we supposed to read your minds…blah blah whine whine whine.

Let me lay it out for you clowns:

  1. Get an edu-ma-cation. Get refined. Learn some good vocabulary. Learn to speak a full sentence in proper English grammar. Have a degree. Not an associate’s - that’s BS. Jaahil Aunties can do associates. You better have a bachelor’s. You better have some further qualifying education - PhD, MD, JD, MBA, whatever. Anything that can qualify you for a 50,000+ job.

  2. Get a job. Earn enough to pay bills and provide some minor luxuries at least for a wife, and be able to afford diapers. You’re going to need them.

  3. Cut the cord. You love your mother. We love our mothers. We get it. But she needs to stay out of your home. You are an adult. Start acting like it. Make your own decisions. Pay your own bills. Become independent. Try leaving home for college - that always helps. Try living on your own for a while - you’ll gain more respect for things, and you’ll learn to work hard for yourself.

  4. Look for the right qualities in a woman. Not - yeah I can bang HER. Jeez louise. Be able to be her friend. Try being her friend, and see if that works out for you - can you tolerate her talking? You like having conversations with her? Would you want HER to be the mother of your kids? Basically, use your own brain.

  5. After you marry with her. Stay with her. She may be annoying. Maybe she farts in her sleep. Maybe she tells you your sister’s face looks like a mudpie and even if it actually does look like a mudpie, so what? Maybe you think her brother needs to lose 10 lbs. Shut up. Deal with it. Talk it out with her. Agree to move to a place where both of you are far away from inlaws. And do not under any circumstance leave her or act like a d*ck, because somehow our culure and religion gave YOU the upper hand. So be responsible, and act like a real man.

I don’t know girls - is this rocket science? Judging how desi men are these days, you would think it is.

Re: Get Your Act Together Boys

PCG, you ought to be banned from this forum... you're having way too much fun here...

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Can I please start your fan club.

I know iv not always agreed with your opinions here, and maybees its the paracetamol talking, but you are making so much more sense.

I say every lass copy and paste this, send it to every boy you know in an email, it may encourage them to grow a pair and listen!

If I was having fun, I'd be in bed with ...

oh nevermind.

grumbles

I is confused. What does that have to do with understanding women?


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Re: Get Your Act Together Boys

CM because all i hear from guys is - we dont know what you want from us.

Usmani sahab, er, no I’m not going to have sharam. Because you men don’t have any sharam, sleeping around like dirtbags with other women before and during marriage, and I dont see those guys being lectured. So uh yeah. I’ll talk about my “feminism” all I want here.

:snooty:

lol...

this place is brilliant... time passes... people come and go... but the comedy remains.

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Re: Get Your Act Together Boys

1 - alhamdulillah, people make more than that without needing a degree of sorts. :p having a degree is a plus though!

2- check

3- check

4- working on it

5- not there YET

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this is just priceless:omg:!!!

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haha... that's some good stuff man... quality...

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I will give you a tip that will solve most of your problems. There are two types of girls. Those who you take home to your mom and those who you don't.

If you fall in the don't category we will never understand what you want from us.

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CM ziada batameezi nahi karna.

Maybe they tolerate it in pol forum, but the girls here will make sure you go missing for 30 days.

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PCG I agree with Milly. I am your fan.

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The you was generic sweetheart. But the comments stand. Men by no means are idiots. They simply know which ones they will take home and those who they will not.

For those who they will no take home, or consider seriously, they won't know what you want or mean.

Do me a favor and try telling a desi man that his sister's face looks like a mudpie in real life. Chances are he will punch you square in the face. By the time he will be done with you... you will look like frankenstein's sister.

Internet is great isnt it. Every mouse pretends to be a lion here.

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Hey that is sexist. You should say Lioness. After all we don’t want a 30 day ban :hehe:

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Bigdaddy, don't expect that your mom will disrespect your wife and get away with it either.

Men can stand their ground, but don't expect women not to. THAT is disrespect.

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There are actually a lot of married men who seem to ask this question too...

What do women really want?

No matter how much you explain and explain and explain...its like talking to a brick wall.

Chalo koi nahin, women make your lives just as miserable when you pretend to not understand what they want and stare at us like you're stoned.