Funny SMS messages

[waleedhbk]

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@Sannan

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?”

or she says Mein Waisi Lrki nhe hon

[Sidra_1]

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@Sannan

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?”

LOL !

[Sannan]

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@waleedhbk

or she says Mein Waisi Lrki nhe hon

haan hath pakrai jana aur kahay jana mein aisi waisi naheen hoon o yaar

[Sannan]

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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

[BarbieCue]

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Larikyan nahin hoti to larke kahan se atay?

[Sannan]

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!

:hinna:

[BarbieCue]

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That was a little inappropriate rizla :@: had to move it!

[IS]

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@BarbieCue

Let’s share some of the weird, funny, retarded text messages we might have received!

I received this today:

*“Hey! April 1st is the best day to propose to someone you like! If he/she says no, just say ha ha april fooooooollll” *

mujhe b meri sis ne yai message kiya tha

[BarbieCue]

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^ so did you propose to anyone?

Sannan: Larkiyon ki jaan chor do!

[IS]

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@BarbieCue

^ so did you propose to anyone?

i have already done infect my ama, aba have done for me
kesi aor ko propose karne ki ab zaroorat e nai rai

[BarbieCue]

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Awww! chalein phir koi romantic sms he share kar dein!

[IS]

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@BarbieCue

Awww! chalein phir koi romantic sms he share kar dein!

abi koi romantic sms b nai aya mujhe

[rizla86]

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@BarbieCue

That was a little inappropriate rizla had to move it!

I warned you.

[IS]

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@rizla86

I warned you.

[Sannan]

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@BarbieCue

^ so did you propose to anyone?
Sannan: Larkiyon ki jaan chor do!

aur kiss key jaan ko aaon

yah lain choor di jaan

2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

[BarbieCue]

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@IS

abi koi romantic sms b nai aya mujhe

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in and

Those inside are desperate to come out..

@rizla86

I warned you.

I was intrigued!

[BarbieCue]

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@Sannan

aur kiss key jaan ko aaon

yah lain choor di jaan

2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

bwahaha! :k:

[IS]

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@BarbieCue

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in and

Those inside are desperate to come out..

aap inside wali hain ya outside wali

[Innocent_Smile]

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koi mujy bhi funny sms kar do

[Sannan]

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aab kia kroon saray sms aisay hain mairay pass

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A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
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