Let’s share some of the weird, funny, retarded text messages we might have received! 
I received this today:
*“Hey! April 1st is the best day to propose to someone you like! If he/she says no, just say ha ha april fooooooollll” *
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Here’s another one:
Aaj wo humse jannat mein takraa gaye
Aaj wo humse jannat meint takraa gaye,
Dil se hamare awaaz ayi
Fittay moo tum yahan bhi aa gaye?!
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mujhay bhi koi sms karay 
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No Offence :
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Budmash aadami
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^I got this one a while ago :sid:
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No ethnic jokes bacho :nono:
*They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
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Definition of my Friends 
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Rajj ke Chawal
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aadmai kar do kanjoos key jagah 
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^K sorry 
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Hamara kia wasta cricket say 
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Hamara qoumi khail to hockey hay 
*zakhmoon par namak ****
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@ waleed: Lol I thought you said Raaj k chaawal (raaj’s rice )
@ Sidra: Better!
@ Sannan: loool so that’s why hockey is our national sport? as a backup… lol
Salam,
9876543210
Ye Mera
Airtel Ka “Naya”
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Number
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Pagal
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ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hain…
Ab Bewakufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna…
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yaqeen karo waleed nay PM mein chawal key jagah tumahra naam naheen likha tha
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Awam Sabar say kaam lo
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Pakistan ko Cup ki nhe Roti Kapra aur makan ki zarurat hai
Asif Ali Zardari
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I am veena
I am veena
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agay naheen likh sakta