Funny SMS messages

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Zooor dari :omg: :rotfl:

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Ya Allah Pakistan ki jeet ke liye jo kuch perha us ka sawab Dadi Ama ki rooh ko pahucha dena

Ameen

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^ LMAO!!! Good one!! :omg:

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Naak a oda Pheena :omg: :omg: :omg:

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:rotfl::rotfl:

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2 lovers in KFC

Boy : kia kho gi darling :jano:
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Girl : Haleem Mungwa lo :yummy:
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Moral : :smack: aur phansao ghareeb key bachi. Hogia na zaleel K.F.C mein :frusty:

:omg: :rotfl:

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:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:

Ghareeb ki bachiiiiiiiii

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“Asif” key dushman , “India” mein hay jeena :omg:
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Tumhain to jeet mubarak hon ayee

India

Hamaray liye to yehi khushi bhut hai ke kal light nhe gyi thi

:omg: :omg: :omg:

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Daamad apni saas say : Apki beeti mujhay khush naheen rakhti :bummer:

Saas: Naseeb Naseeb key baat hay :hinna:
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.Yahn to poora muhalla khush tha uss say :smack:
:omg: :rotfl: :omg:

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Lost ur pen=no pen
No pen=no n0tes
No n0tes=no study
No study=fail
Fail=no degree
No degree=no work
No work=no m0ney
No m0ney=no fo0d
No f0od=u get skiny
U get skiny=then u get ugly
Ugly=no love
No love=nO mariage
No mariage=no children
No children=al0ne
Al0ne=depressi0n
Depressi0n=sicknes
Sicknes=death
Moral: Don’t lose ur Pen,U’ll die

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Lol I bet there’s so many cricket related sms going around :rotfl:

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:smack::rotfl:

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oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :smack:

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:sunnyboy:

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The funny texts are usually the dirty ones. Can I post the latest one I got? It made me lol :@:

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:hmmm: Ok go on… dekhte hain!

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It has something to do with a scientist, a bra and boobies.

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:hehe: Let’s hear it.

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Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,:omg:
forward dat to her friends n :faizy:
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :snooty: