Funny quotes you've heard from the new Govt.

Pakistan Affairs can get very tense; infact, it’s most true to its’ form when tense. But every once in a while it’s good to take a step back.

So, I keep hearing Ishaq Dar’s quoted pledge that goes something like:

‘We will look IMF in the eyes when asking for a loan, and will not agree to disadvantageous terms and conditions’. I personally find that to be quite amusing. How do you pose an upper hand going into ask for a loan? Does such a thing exist?

Please share yours. Keep it decent, and avoid flame wars. This thread is anti-IamRightHowDareYouQuestionMyCandidate! Thank you.

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Nawaz Sharif: No more taxes! (ok that was dubya, but NS said somethign similar) Hum koi naya tax nahi lagayein gey.

Shehla Raza (PPP) : Hamaray daur mein qadray aman tha.

Qamar Zaman Kaira (PPP): Hamaray daur mein bijli kam jati thi.

Shaukat Yousufzai (PTI) : Dhamaka huwa hai, koi qayamat to nahi a gayee (in response to an MPAs complaint about Mardan bomb blast)

Ch. Nisar (PML-N) : Mujhey karachi ka control dey dein, mein theek kar doon ga (sounds so much like Rayman Malick)

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Nawaz sharif: hum ne atomic dhamaka kiya tha ab hum mashi dhamaka kary gay
raja riaz: inho ne hamray qaideen ki jhandiyan phari hai ab hum se bhi koi umeed na rakhay
shahbaz sharif: agr 6 months mei (kabhie 1 year kabhie 2 year) mei load shedding ka masla hal na kiya tu mera name shabaz sharif nhi
IK: mian sahb hun jan diyo sadi wari an diyo :blush:

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Bhai: MQM Aman pasand jamaat hay, mainay hamesha mohabbat ka dars diya.
hamaray man bap nay humain galiyan dena nahi sikhaya... agar koi humain man ki gali dega to behen ki gali hum bhi de saktay hain

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2 saal main…
1 saal main…
6 mahenay main…
bijli na khatam kar di tau shahabz sharif mera naam nahen…
:hbk:

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Why only new government? There are lots of jokers in opposition too.

IK: TTP jitnay maasoom bhanday marta hay marnay do un main mere apnay banday bhi shaamil hain, main phir bhi in se negotiate karoonga aor kahoonga lillah kam is kam PTI ke bandho ko bakhsh do:)

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and when did he say this :confused:

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Farooq Sattar: Bhai ne PTI ke karkunon ko chalni karne nahin balke Teen Talwar ki talwaren seedhe karne ke liye MQM ke karkunan ko chhoot dene ki baat ki thi :smack2: isse kehte hain aankhen main dhool jhonkna…

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Actions are louder than words:)

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you didn't understand the thread, its ok :)

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^ like Zardari's words: Hum BB ke qatilon ko jante hain :)

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aapki khwahis bhi poori kar detay hain

PPP willing to offer PM slot to Imran: Wattoo – The Express Tribune

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April 29, 2013. Real Deal also said the same before elections. But again not related to present situation. Or are you saying that since IK did not become PM therefore he has started to take revenge from people of Pakistan by unleashing TTP?

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bhai ye funny quotes ka thread hay, aapnay opposition ki funny quote mangi menay dedi, ab aapko joke bhi samjhana parega?
ok there you go, It was funny that wattoo was offering to make IM PM, when his own party was going to lose

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Guys, can we stay on topic please?

sachay: read the thread title. Thanks.

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The Government of Pakistan as a whole. Which includes all major parties/provincial, etc.

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Aslam Raisanai : Pakistan Most Funny and Non Serious Politician of Baluchistan - YouTube

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bolded one was the most hilarious

Jhandian aur Poshter paray hain :rotfl:

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Titanic of the Muslim Ummah is sinking: Altaf Hussain

btw, jokes and funny qutoes of Altaf require a separate thread.