Funny quotes you've heard from the new Govt.

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"Why dont they leave who is stoping them?
Peer Maal Pani Gilani

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How about the joint thread of IK and AB :@: … we can add TUQ as well :wink:

Mujhay na janay iss news par yah kahawat buhat yaad aa rahi hay "Khawaja ka Gawah Dadoo " :cb: I hope now IK’s blind followers will say "yes he is right " :stuck_out_tongue:


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:omg: :rotfl:


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aur ek separate thread sirf showbiz ki showbaziyon k lye :faizy:

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Shahbaz Shareef Load shedding khatam karnay ki baat Josh mei kar gayee thay: Nawaz Shareef Bol Paray

do saal mein load shedding khatm karne ki baat Shahbaz JOSH e KHITABAT mein kar gaye thay. - Nawaz

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khazanay khali han qoum ko chahye qurbani de ............. nawaz sharif

sharm ani chahye thi yeah baat kehnay se phele

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seriously? what was he smoking? SS nay to phir bhee 6 month kaha tha aur baray bhai ko Josh-e-khitabat ki madad leni pari, lekin idhar to sirf 1 week! wo bhee sirf WAPDA say! and even more funny thing is, we missed this “bayaan”!

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Why not :wink:

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aab aap say kia chupana, tambako main kuch ziyada mil gai thi wohi :cobra:

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tu phr khadima ala thread dehk le

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jee daikh li :khumar:

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Ishaq Dar....1 week ago.
"IMF sey apni sharaait pey loan lein gey. Agar woh na manay, to loan nahi lein gey. Plan B tayyar kar liya hai"

Ishaq Dar spokesman today
"IMF ki tamaam sharaait maan li hain. IMF loan deney pey raazi ho gaya hai"

Never seen a shair graduate to a pussy cat so quickly.