Sooooooooo my topic of discussion is yet again aunties.
So you know every once in a while we come across something weird said by an aunty jee? yeah so share that:phati:
once i heard an aunty say that when couples spend too many years together married their features begin to resemble as well i.e they start looking like behan bhaismack
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^Actually I've heard that as well...I heard it from non-desi people. It's not an uncommon saying.
There is this theory that people select partners who tend to be on the same level of attractiveness as them....and who are like their parent of the opposite gender (and this may include in terms of personality or physical features or even both). That could account for the phenomenon as well.
I wonder if anyone else ever thought that George Bush and his wife resembled one another. They both have common features.....short hair....small/beady eyes....sharp nose......thin mouth.
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i also heard same thing..
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i was at this wedding .. and the dulhan was really young ... so i went to my aunty .. well ... my grandmother's sister ... k itni choti dulhan .. ajeeb lagta hai ... and she went .. nahi nahi ... choti dulhanein khoobsoorat lagti hein ...
i myself was quite young then .. not more than 15 or maybe 16 at max ... and she continued .. tum b jaldi say kerlo ... bara maza ayega!
and her saying that churned my stomach.
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yesterday, I saw an aunty looking at a provocatively dressed girl like it was her greatest unfulfilled wish to dress like that :)
That also relates to a frequently asked question: why some females give hungry stares to other females?
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“mere husband ne kaha hai ke agar mein patli hogayi to mein isse bhi chotay kapray pehen sakti hoon”
high fiving me
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Hahaaaaaa!!!
I have many stories 
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Aren't you all aunties in this thread
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I have heard that after couple of years couple behave same thats why they resemble their thought process is same after few years
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These aunties can get sooooo annoying I tell you!!
I keep hearing remarks such as - " Haye tum toh itni moti ho - agar aisa hi raha toh koi bhi larka nahi aayega tumhaara haath maangney" - and some of them tell me - " Tumhay toh khaana bhi banaana nahi aata - ghar ke kaam nahi aatay - tumharra hone wala husband,toh bechaara, uspe taras aata hay mujhay - tum toh usse bhooka hi rakhogi hamesha - dekhna 1-2 mahiney mein hi woh tumhey chor dega" : @ : @
Im not even THAT fat ( i mean a little chubby) but not Extremely fat!! and Yes, i dont know how to cook and do ghar ke kaam - thats becus ive been working and running the house AND also struggling to complete my studies since I was 17!!! I never got the time to sit around at home and try out differnet recipies and stand and learn from mom how ot cook!!!
And i get to hear these kinda remarks almost EVERYDAY!!! Either in the Office - or in Social Family gatherings -maaannn i seriously wish I could shut them up!!
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Oh i just realised that the topic is about Weird statements given by Aunties!! And my post is completley off-topic Oops!!
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No no. This is your future you all do realize that right?
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^ Perhaps even present in several cases. Self awareness is not a common trait.
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When I was in university we girls used to talk about such aunties and we were of the opinion that these aunties are first upset when you are not married “tumhari shaadi kab hogi ?” then they are worried about us having children “ tumhara bacha kab hoga” and then if we get a baby girl they ask “ haye haye larka nahi hai tumharay pass “ and then start their lectures on the importance of having a son.
Such aunties never stop their bakwas no matter how perfect you and your life may be.
The most funniest act by these aunties that I have witnessed is that whenever they are in a maternity ward they actually roam around from bed to bed / room to room asking “ aray kiya hua ? Larka kay larki ?” I never knew that a woman can go to this extent until I got married. Just imagine you barging in a room of someone you don't even know and asking them “kiya hua?”
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Loooolll
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**OK the BEST was when one of my friend was pregnant and an aunty told her “Beta, sawaiyyan khao, bacha slip ho ker aa jayega aur tumhein pata bhi nahin challe ga”
We were rolling on the floor, dammn seriously ?
There’s a big difference between your stomach and uterus 
**
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^ 
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toba.........
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tells herself
dont stab people today.repeats
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lol wth?