Well, since I am bored, so here it goes Icono Uncle. :D
good job!
well mr iconoclast she has got a very good answer for every one of your points. watcha gots to say now.
btw mr.iconoclast why are you making it sound as if that if son does not live in the same house as parents that parents will die. how often do sons see their pasrents whebn they sre single. do they need him to breath that he has to be in front of there nazar 24-7. when he is at home from morning to evening he is at work or school. weekends guys see their friends and go out. at night they come eat and sleep. i f son is living elsewhere he can also still spend the week-end with them.
if you want a family obedient dog then you can get a maid or a helpless animal who won't say anyhthing to any possible injustices or zulms happening on them by your pyare masoom se ghar wale. because this is what it sounds like that you want.