~~ First Night Experience ~~

[NaMaan]

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[Sannan]

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@muqawwee123

Kiyun aajkal aap ne Deputy Nazeer Ahmed ki ‘Tobat un Nusooh’ padhna shru kar di hai.

BTW: Dulhan in your story, should have read ‘**Behashti Zewar’ **before saying ‘Qabol hai Qabol hai’ to coup with such situation.

Have they mentioned that don’t sit with bending knees

[muqawwee123]

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@Sannan

Have they mentioned that don’t sit with bending knees

I don’t remember what were the tips, but overall nek beebiyoN keliye wahan per ek nuskha bayan huwa hai:

Sabr Sabr Sabr until you reach Qabr

[Sannan]

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@muqawwee123

I don’t remember what were the tips, but overall nek beebiyoN keliye wahan per ek nuskha bayan huwa hai:

Sabr Sabr Sabr until you reach Qabr

[muqawwee123]

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@Sannan

Kaise? Kaise? Kaise?

I just give you a hint. Behashti Zewar contains all details.

[KayZ]

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@Sannan

One of my very innocent villager friend got married. In most of villages they have all rooms in a row like train and in Veranda or sahan have wash room etc…..

My friend got inside and we started bone fire. Suddenly we heard cries from room “Oiiie Mar Gaai , haai , dhaar way, bachao etc..”

We ran towards room and suddenly door opened and my friend was standing in door with hand-up and saying “Main Kujj ne kitta”, “Main Kujj ne kitta” ( I didn’t do any thing ) …

Anyhow ladies also came and entered in the room and me too when we asked from the girl that what happened she said innocently “maira ghutna baithay baithay so gia tha aur seedha naheen ho raha tha” :sid:

Now don’t ask what happened with us I can’t forget my friend face and expression with hand-up and saying “Main Kujj ne kitta”

Till that time its famous phrase between my friends that have u done any thing

Anyone else having same incident and eye witnessed of such kind of serious incident? :cobra:

woh aap k dost nay baad wich v kuch keeta ya azay tak kuch nahi keeta ?

[Sannan]

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@KayZ

woh aap k dost nay baad wich v kuch keeta ya azay tak kuch nahi keeta ?

in 2 years he has 2 1/2 kids and hum tou taras gaiy iss ko milnay ko :hinna:

[devilish_angel]

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Han 2 1/2 kids? U mean 2 kids n 1 more is coming they r expecting?

[Sannan]

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@devilish_angel

Han 2 1/2 kids? U mean 2 kids n 1 more is coming they r expecting?

Aqalmand key liye ishara he kaafi hota hay :cobra:

[devilish_angel]

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mei ap jitni akalmand nhi hun thts y asking

[Sannan]

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I’m shy guy so can’t reply this very personal question about my friend’s personal life

[devilish_angel]

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yes u r so shy tht u hide under the bed on ur friendz wedding night :)

[KayZ]

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@Sannan

in 2 years he has 2 1/2 kids and hum tou taras gaiy iss ko milnay ko :hinna:

@devilish_angel

Han 2 1/2 kids? U mean 2 kids n 1 more is coming they r expecting?

aap ziada soch wachar na kia karain, bus ham safar daikha karain

[sumi12]

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OMG it is very laughing story.

[Monk]

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The famous Englishman and Oxford professor John Ruskin, left his wife on honeymoon because he did not like the sight of her pubic hair, marriage was annulled 6 years later due to non consummation.

I bet that dude did not have his hormones kicked in properly.
I wonder was he ever tested in lab or out side, did have children with some one else ?

[Monk]

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One of my friend married to his long time lover, they had time together(pakistnai style) before marriage, hugging and kissing only.
On weeding day his cousins went over board with rose petals on in bed, bride groom being too comfortable with each other,girl had waiting look on her face.
Guy got cold from rose petals and felt like he was in the battle with out weapons :D
Dude end up talking whole night with the poor bride waiting.

[Monk]

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Your children on GS? Dude

Wife being in life1 is more scary,
every one whose wife discover life one, should by their mother a proactive gear.

[devilish_angel]

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@KayZ

aap ziada soch wachar na kia karain, bus ham safar daikha karain

[Sannan]

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@devilish_angel

yes u r so shy tht u hide under the bed on ur friendz wedding night

thanks :shy:

@sumi12

OMG it is very laughing story.

@Monk

One of my friend married to his long time lover, they had time together(pakistnai style) before marriage, hugging and kissing only.
On weeding day his cousins went over board with rose petals on in bed, bride groom being too comfortable with each other,girl had waiting look on her face.
Guy got cold from rose petals and felt like he was in the battle with out weapons
Dude end up talking whole night with the poor bride waiting.

I want to add more but
It reminds me one of my friend that who promised to take shower together but when got chance started bath alone immediately after entering in bathroom, while leaving her wife “Hairaan Paraishaan” later he said yaar sardi ittni thi main nay socha foran niklo

[ninja_hattori]

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sharma gaya hoga, u know