~~ First Night Experience ~~

[Iconoclast]

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The famous Englishman and Oxford professor John Ruskin, left his wife on honeymoon because he did not like the sight of her pubic hair, marriage was annulled 6 years later due to non consummation.

[ninja_hattori]

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:nono: GS=Family Forum,

my children asked me wt is this uncle posting about?

i have to tell them that famous oxford professor john ruskin doesnt like sight of his wife’s hair in public…

[diwana]

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^What are your children doing… reading Life1 on GS about First night experience?

[Iconoclast]

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Your children on GS? Dude

[ninja_hattori]

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When i read GS policies i allowed them to use GS

Because GS=Family Forum :D

[Sannan]

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@nnabid

Why would she be sitting for long hours with bending knees? I still don’t get it

aab aap mazay mat lain :cobra:

@diwana

If only she were more ‘active’ at night, she would not have to have frozen knee.

yup …

@Naabigh

Well I got a story to share too … And This is a real story for sure !

The guy in this story is one of our friends’ elder brother , and he was quite naive and religious sorta of fella , I bet he still is ..

so on the wedding night , the real show started quite late , due to all rasam and blah blah … finally just 15 minutes before fajar , he managed to get into the room , and like majority of desi guys , he was desperate to get it done on his first night …

but as there was no real closeness between the two parties , he had no way , how to lure her into this …

so finally he utter’d the golden words , which are still treated as the pearl of wisdom among us , mates !

He said to his Naaii nawaylii dulhan ’ Begum … aaien - SunnaT ada karlain ’

he is not very religious bcoz he didn’t offer shukrana nawafil before sunnat. One of my friend elder brother got very religious wife and in that night first she offered nawafil and then in complete darkness he was not allowed to move quilt aside and most of the time trying to cover themselves with quilt

[Sannan]

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@Iconoclast

The famous Englishman and Oxford professor John Ruskin, left his wife on honeymoon because he did not like the sight of her pubic hair, marriage was annulled 6 years later due to non consummation.

It reminds me a x-quote
at first night if pubic hair are removed, bride is happy else she didn’t want to get marry with that person

[ZareenKhan]

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Woho! Why and how exactly do you guys know these “details”? I am shocked .

Not cool at all :nono:.

[Sannan]

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@ninja_hattori

:nono: GS=Family Forum,

my children asked me wt is this uncle posting about?

i have to tell them that famous oxford professor john ruskin doesnt like sight of his wife’s hair in public…

Only adults are allowed to enter in life1. Please don’t introduce life1 to your kids :nono:

[Sannan]

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@ZareenKhan

Woho! Why and how exactly do you guys know these “details”? I am shocked .

Not cool at all :nono:.

It reminds me a joke “Santa” Shocked Banta Rocked

[ninja_hattori]

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^oh my bad means this is adult forum

[Sannan]

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This section dude :cobra:

[ninja_hattori]

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main to darr gaya tha:D

[Naabigh]

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LMAO. "aye'n sunnat adaa karle'n". Are you sure he wasn't asking her for fajr prayer?

In that case , it would be suna'tain ... not sunnat :D

[sajid20]

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strange… how someone can share such personal thingy in an open forum?

[Mirch]

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@Sannan

My friend got inside and we started bone fire. Suddenly we heard cries from room “Oiiie Mar Gaai , haai , **dhaar way, bachao **etc..”

Anyhow ladies also came and entered in the room and me too when we asked from the girl that what happened she said innocently “maira ghutna baithay baithay so gia tha aur seedha naheen ho raha tha” :sid:

So now tell me why was she crying bacha-o if it was all about soya hoa ghutna ? And nobody wakes up the whole neighborhood if the ghutna sowes away.

[ashykh]

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btw guys its totally a sin to discuss such personal details with a third person...better known as a kabira gunnah
so tell your friends and such to not disclose such private details of their marriage

guy was so religious that he said it like that "suna'tein" where was his religiousness when he told such private information
juss sayin

[partyslims]

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Lost in Translation

[Sannan]

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@ninja_hattori

main to darr gaya tha:D

Jo dar gia woh mar gia

@sajid20

strange… how someone can share such personal thingy in an open forum?

Simple by writing and posting :cobra:

@Mirch

So now tell me why was she crying bacha-o if it was all about soya hoa ghutna ? And nobody wakes up the whole neighborhood if the ghutna sowes away.

If someone going to die with pain he/she must cry with Bachao main gia/gai
All neighborhood was around but I shortened all the dialogue of villagers

@ashykh

btw guys its totally a sin to discuss such personal details with a third person…better known as a kabira gunnah
so tell your friends and such to not disclose such private details of their marriage

guy was so religious that he said it like that “suna’tein” where was his religiousness when he told such private information
juss sayin

:hinna: Aap key post nay mairi aankhain khool dain main toba taib ho gia :cobra:

@partyslims

Lost in Translation

about ?

[muqawwee123]

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@Sannan

:hinna: Aap key post nay mairi aankhain khool dain main toba taib ho gia :cobra:

Kiyun aajkal aap ne Deputy Nazeer Ahmed ki ‘Tobat un Nusooh’ padhna shru kar di hai.

BTW: Dulhan in your story, should have read ‘Behashti Zewar’ before saying ‘Qabol hai Qabol hai’ to coup with such situation.