One of my very innocent villager friend got married. In most of villages they have all rooms in a row like train and in Veranda or sahan have wash room etc…..
My friend got inside and we started bone fire. Suddenly we heard cries from room “Oiiie Mar Gaai , haai , dhaar way, bachao etc..”
We ran towards room and suddenly door opened and my friend was standing in door with hand-up and saying “Main Kujj ne kitta”, “Main Kujj ne kitta” ( I didn’t do any thing ) …
Anyhow ladies also came and entered in the room and me too when we asked from the girl that what happened she said innocently “maira ghutna baithay baithay so gia tha aur seedha naheen ho raha tha” :sid:
Now don’t ask what happened with us I can’t forget my friend face and expression with hand-up and saying “Main Kujj ne kitta”
Till that time its famous phrase between my friends that have u done any thing
Anyone else having same incident and eye witnessed of such kind of serious incident? :cobra:
Well I got a story to share too .... And This is a real story for sure !
The guy in this story is one of our friends' elder brother , and he was quite naive and religious sorta of fella , I bet he still is ..
so on the wedding night , the real show started quite late , due to all rasam and blah blah .... finally just 15 minutes before fajar , he managed to get into the room , and like majority of desi guys , he was desperate to get it done on his first night ...
but as there was no real closeness between the two parties , he had no way , how to lure her into this ...
so finally he utter'd the golden words , which are still treated as the pearl of wisdom among us , mates !
He said to his Naaii nawaylii dulhan ' Begum ... aaien - SunnaT ada karlain ' :D
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when we asked from the girl that what happened she said innocently “maira ghutna baithay baithay so gia tha aur seedha naheen ho raha tha” :sid:
I can’t forget my friend face and expression with hand-up and saying “Main Kujj ne kitta”
