FIRST IMPRESSIONS..DESI STYLE.ADD YOUR OWN!!!

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I WAS Reading Iconoclast…(I pronounce his username Inoculate…in my head :)…dont know why, but him being a doctor maybe…)…anyway.. he wrote about what people’s reactions r when they find what but him being a doctor maybe…)…anyway.. he wrote about what desi’s reactions are about his field. So I made up a list of some of the popular choices and their provoked reactions…
First DESI reactions:
to a doctor… Hey u r a doctor…hmmm…Meri teesari pasli ke pas jo 4th pasli hai…aur us ke naiche jo pait hai…us pait mein dardh hota hai…wat do u think I shud do doctor sahab??
To an electrical engineer…:…App engeeeneeer hain…phir tu app mera phankhaa fix kar sakhtei hain ..dont know why it dosnt work…
Financial Analylist: Hasab kitaabiya…Oye tusi meri grocery list da hesaab kar do na…Dont know why my wife keeps on messing it up…I think she isnt adding the cents right…:hoonh:
Nurse: Sister!..Sister!..My dad’s gotta go!!! Bring the pan…

To a dress Designer… I dont need a designer…meri taaya ki phophi ki beiti barhe ache darzi nu jandhi hai…or waise bhi mere se acha designer koi nahi ho sakhtaa…
Interior designer: Oh tum ghar sajhati ho…mera ghar tu buhat hi sajha howa hai…no help required here…(this is a real incidence that i am telling u guys…I have this Desi Aunty…who is a billionare or watever…got into a phase where she started decorating her home with silk flowers…flowers flowers everywhere…the amazing thing was …her flowering beds outside the door had silk flowers coming outta the dirt…:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Judge: Judge Sahab…Meine MATRIC PASS KAR LIYAA HAI…(Muhammad Ali)
Stock Broker: App Juwarri hain.???..:snooty:
Businessman… Oye Gas Station keisa chal reyaa hai…
**Hair Stylist(Cosmetologists)..**If its a girl..then Nyaain…Guy…Khusraa…
**Lady Doctor: **Oh doesnt your husband earn enough…why r u working…
Gup Shup Forum: All the turhkii gathering on the internet…(No Offence guys…I am talking about the general desi reation when they hear about an internet community…so peace:halo: )

**KEEP ON ADDING GUYS OR ELABORATING **

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I like the doctor one, its true I have seen that so many timesss!!!!

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Tussi UK ich pare ho. mere puttar day veezay they paper tay bhar deyo. I mean why? your son can fill his own forms, me filling it; is it some kind of good luck charm?

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Software Engineer:

you are a software engineer, MS.Excel (or to that effect excel, power point) tu “CHALANA” aata ho ga. Zara yee excel sheet bana doo

:smack:
for heaven sake!!!

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^ lol.. i am on a mission to kill excel..

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that is sooo true…tussi zara university de paper vi bhar do…dakhala university mein dalaa do ji…:ahaa: …tusi yaqeenan kara sakdhe ho…Hey Im not in admissions there…

Another one is Mere Bache nooin Valait bula lo …

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MBA- oye tu nay MBA kiya hai, yaar konsay stocks acchay hain, waisay is saal konsi tax deductions kar loon mein.

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hahahaha....

interior designer: ohhhhhh beta aap home economics ker ri hein! chalein mein apni beti ki shadi mein ghar sajaane aap ko bulaungi!

engineer (read in-jee-neear) : mashAllah! chalein phir to ammi ko chahye larki dekhna shuru karein..

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The most common phrase I hear is:

'how much discount do I get beta?' I used to get this quite a bit when I worked at a bank...I mean how can I give you discount off money Unclejee?! :)

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:omg: :omg: :omg:

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working at the bank is funny, I was at citibank and anytime older ppl would ask me were I worked and I told them, they say oh yes, which branch are you in, aray bhai, I work in the corporate offices u know uncle woh oonchi waali bldg.

a good pal of mine is a director at mcdonalds corp. I can imagine the questions he gets.

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1) Acha puttar, tussi UK ich hunday ho, kinay POND kama lainday ho maheenay day? (used to happen to me when i was living in UK)
2) Yaar tunay PhD kee huee hay computer may, yeh MS-Word kay Macros to bana day mujhay.
3) Tussi compotar santist ho, yaar eh wee koee kam ay, plastic dee takhti tay ... tik tik kar kay paisay mang day ho lakhaaan (it happened to my brother infront of me in Pakistan, when he was selling his Accounting software to a Mill owner in Faisalabad).

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I think Desis are programmed to gravitate toward the word 'free'

Someone I know put a sign up outside their shop saying 'Free quotations' and one day when I was there, an Unclejee walked in and said

'What is this you have for free? I'll take as many as you've got' !! :)

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i guess software engineers will be having tough time, but the kind of responses i get! !oh man...

I was called by someone, that he has a chest pain, i took a brief history and told him, well u need to have an ECG, he said he does not have health insurance, so i said never mind, just go to emergency and meet Dr Fulan and he will fast track everything for u, and then he says, he doesn't have a car and wants me to take him to emergency, i said, okay, i'll take u to emergency and then i will come to ur house 3 times daily to administer u the tabs myself.

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Then the Desi Gas thing.

Horrible.

Like one unkil will say, Yaar ae Dr tey bilkul beykaar hondey naiN. MainooN 10 saal to Gas ae, bara ilaaj karaaya, koi faida naiN,

ik dr kool giya oo kenda ae, teenooN ulcer hega, maiN keya, mainoon ulcer naiN

mainooN gas ae

dooje dr kool giya, kenda ae, teenooN pittey di takleef ae, maiN keya mainooN pittey di takleef naiN

mainooN gas ae

Teesrey kool giya o kenda, teenooN, pancrease di takleef ae, main keya mainoooN pancrease di takleef naiN

mainooN gas ae

Then there was this aunty, who instructed me when i was in medical college

"puttar tooN dr ban key, gas tey research karaiN, buhut lookaaN no Gas ae

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desi kay desi he rahay :cb:

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An old relative got pragnant at the age of 50, & I asked an aunty, seem like aunty XXXXX is pregnant, answer was

Haa haee, kithay, aunu GAS ho gaee ay ..... GAS naa tid phull gayya ay, miraclously after five months that GAS came out as nice cute baby boy.

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desi padoray ka padoray rahein gaye, laikin majal ho jo zara apnay menu par ghor karein :)

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Over the phone: Are you in India?

Once out of sheer annoyance, I said, No today Im in South Africa.
She bought it or maybe was too drunk to realize my sarcasm.

Off the phones, can you come have a look at my puter its running very slow.
WTF so what am i supposed to do :mad:

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today outside the college .

a lady 2 me : where you going

me: home

lady : wat place
me : _______
lady: ( asking everything abt me and my family )

me: thinking .. is she trying to make friends with me at first sight :konfused: