Re: Fiance's lies/betrayal
Hahaha maltay!! Even better!
And I know righttt?! My mother cant throw anything to save her life, its like 'mum pass the remote' and i swear to gucci the remote lands in the next room, but when shes got her chapal its a different story. DOOSH back of your legs, its like an indian movie, its all slow motion as you feel it smack into your legs. Then she does her little victory dance...i cant wait to be a parent................maybe then i'll acquire these magical skills too...not that i only want kids so i can use them as little bullseyes...hahaha...i think i better stop talking...
^ I know. You can see it in slow motion in your head...as if watching a video. You're standing only a few feet away from mom. She's mad at you. Then her anger level goes up a notch, manifesting itself in uncontrollable stinging verbal outbursts. Then everything goes quiet for a few seconds. You think she has calmed down. You wonder why she has stopped yelling. You wonder why she's bending down. You wonder what she's looking for. Then you spot that dreaded shoe **BEFORE **she does.
You turn around and give yourself a head start by running BEFORE she even has the chance to raise the shoe. You look at your destination.........THE OPEN DOOR. You tell yourself "I can make it. I can make it through the door." You run faster than a marathon contestant. But sadly, you lose the race against the shoe.....which was hurled moments AFTER you began running. With the throwing of the shoe.....her anger miraculously disappears. And you see her slump in sofa, calmly reading the newspaper.