Fiance's lies/betrayal

Re: Fiance's lies/betrayal

Hahaha maltay!! Even better!

And I know righttt?! My mother cant throw anything to save her life, its like 'mum pass the remote' and i swear to gucci the remote lands in the next room, but when shes got her chapal its a different story. DOOSH back of your legs, its like an indian movie, its all slow motion as you feel it smack into your legs. Then she does her little victory dance...i cant wait to be a parent................maybe then i'll acquire these magical skills too...not that i only want kids so i can use them as little bullseyes...hahaha...i think i better stop talking...