Well, halal way would be to start like this..
Aaoozobillahe…
Amma baa’d. Yaa Begum-e-mustaqbil, insha’Allah anqareeb nikkah wa rukhsati pattaakhaz and biryaniz. Baa’d tohfa tahaayef, kiyaa pilaan aapkay? Yak, du, teen chotay chotay bachay YAA awwallun live like romance and muhabbattun and then aik durjun bachay hoyun?
That is hilarious.