Few lines of Poetic Cricket...

Some poetic lines related to cricket. Just wrote from top of the head while sitting at work (like right now)… nothing special, enjoy! :stuck_out_tongue:

bass jee ik koshish kartey hain hum lafiz jor jor kar
koe edhar se koe udar se tuka lag he jata hai par

Regarding Teaser bhai’s Cricket Stream Issue Thread:

India pakistan matches main cricket stream ke thay issue
Teaser bhai stream ke sath sath rakho thoray tissue

Kya pata kuch Indians bhi dekhney aah jain ye sooch kar
Pathan ki bowling Pakistaniyo ko behosh kar

Match ki stream main jub honey lagi buffering
Indians ko pata chala ke un ki team hai suffering

Le kar teaser bhai ke tissue bhagay wo gupshup par
mili stream server ko thori rest lunch break par

Afridi ki yaad main…

Afridi ik cheeta hai jo rehta hai pakistani jungle main
Maara uss nain indian bowlers ko Mungle main

Afridi bhi khelta hai acha jub wicket ho achi
Cricket main interested huee har dosri bachi

Chahka laga kar ball us nain ground se bahir phenka
Bari mushkil se us nain sixes ka taaj hai pehna

Jaldi out ho jai to runs nahi buntay
Log phir stadium main kub hain ruktay

Stop karey tou esa lagay jesey out ho jai ga
Indian bowlers ko wo mehnga par jai ga

Afridi ho ground par tou lagta hai shezada
Indian players ki hawa ho jati hai dheeli kuch zeada

Kamran AKmal aur Pak team ke pyaar main:

Kamran Akmal bun gya humari batting line up ka shezada
Wicket Keeping to hai hee par bala-bazi karney laga hai kuch zeada

Achanak runs us ke ballay se hain aney lagay
Thori si dare hai ke wo cricket ki duniya par chahney lagay

Zaroorat thee ke wo koe anokhaa kamaal karey
Pathan ki “swing” aur Kumble ki googly bhi us usey out na karey

Dhoni bhi usey dekh dekh kar apney khaab dekhey
Stamping ho ya catch ho out na wo kamran ko kar sakey

Cheeta hai wo humara batting aur wicket keeping main
Rescue karey ga humain wo har crisis situation main

Akela wo kuch nahi sath us ke aur bhi hain cheetay humarey
Dhotiyaan jala kar bethey hain India waley saarey

Shahzadi Performance deti hai jub Pakistani Team
Kuch nahi kar sakti un ka phir Indian rookhi sookhi Seam

Abdul Razzaq ke intezaar main

Abdul Razzaq, ho giya paak, bari dare baad
aah ghi usey bowling karwani ik mudat baad

Rana ko drop kia kion ke ho giya wo bekaar
sami ko banaya pavillion main us ka dost yaar

Abdul Razzaq ki ho jai ghi ballay ballay agar karey swing moti moti
Phir Sehwag kya, Ganguly Kya, Dhoni Kya sub ki utar jai ghi jhanghiya dhoti

Dhoni…

Dhoni, India ka new keeper bara marta hai sala
Doour se dekho to lagta hai tumari khala ki khala

Dhoti uss ki rehti hai loose wicket ke peechey
Baal hain us ke jesey hoon kisee gori mame ke neechey

thora buhat score kya kar lia pakistan ke khilaaf
ja dhoni le apni nae dhoti aur kar humain maaf
(can probably add some more for this)

Sami ke leye:

Sami is history, his bowling was mystery. Seldom he got any wickets, maybe cuz he bowled under jitters. He is one fast bowler, but needs some liTteRs. (punjabi)

Re: Few lines of Poetic Cricket…

wah wah :clap:

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:clap: nice man

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:rotfl:

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Nice work! How about one for Shoaib Akhtar? :)

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:smiley:

Thanks,

Some more

**So called “best Batsmen”
**
fast and bouncy wicket par out ho jain jo
best batsmen kion bolain hum un ko

Shoaib ki fast bowling par oochalain jo
best batsmen kis nain bana dia un ko

ball swing ho to bolain fix karo pitch ko
dow char runs bana lain to bolain best batsmen un ko

karabi pitch main nahi koe bol de in se
khel nahi saktey impress hotey hain ye jin se

Related Link:
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?p=3851368&posted=1#post3851368

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Jaan Leva bhai, keep up the great work. I know you are putting smiles on all of our faces. Continue on with the spirit! :biggthumb

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Even though...im indian...still funny....:D

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:smiley:

Thanks!
Here is another addition, related thread/issue linked below

Kumble: ehy Afridi kion maarta mujey tu itna rey
Afridi: ehy Kumble kion karwata spin jub ball nahi ghoomta tuj se rey

Afridi continues…
Mil jain dow char over tere ho jai meri fifty up
Fikar na kar teen choakoon ki hai baat ho jai ga tu fired up

Bowl tuj se nahi hoti aur gussa karta hai
Arey bewaqoof kion garmi main muj se larta hai

Le lia teri tu tu main main ka notice simon nain
panga-bazi kion karta tu kya kuch aur nahi teri fitrit main

Kumble…
Afridi pyaarey tujey main ik baat bataoon
Tere chokoon aur chahkoon se sherminda main ho jaon

Nahi hoti bowling par kya karain karni parti hai
captain ki baat na mano to match fee hath se deni parti hai

naa maara kar tu mujey na de itna dukh dard merey yaar
chohr cricket wricket aur aah ja kar lain thora pyaar

Related post/thread:
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?t=206142

Re: Few lines of Poetic Cricket...

very nice hahahahahahah

lovely shairi!

keep it up man and lets have some more on each day

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What about "next wasim akram" pathan and don't forget our two gangsters 2Y's.

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Fresh…

afsoos ke razzaq nain nahi ki apni century
phir nahi milni kabi pitch itni achi

Moyo out hua apney 97 runs bana kar
Razzaq nain bhi bol dia 90 par ye le yuvraj catch kar

Afridi bhi khela bara acha khela out hua wo 60 par
kumble nain bhi phir bol dia le dravid khud bowl kar

Afridi jo out hua to ayee indian team ko hoshari
Asif aur Razzaq nain maara indians ko aur lag ghi phir un ko bemaari

Younis nain bola ke ab time aah giya hai declaration ka
Out karo Indians ko aur chakho maza un ki desperation ka

:hehe:

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Jeet ghi Pakistan Team Test Series India ke khilaaf
Ki achi bowling humarey bowlers nain aur kar dala Indian wickets ko saaf

SehwaGiyan, Ganguliyan and Tendulkariyaan kuch na kar saki humarey bowling attack ka
Kesey Samna karey ghi Indian Team ODI main es Pakistani Lion pack ka

Dhoni bhi kuch na kar saka thee us ki bhi hawa dheeli pressure se
Razzaq ka over tha pakra Imran nain dhoni ka catch estyle se

Yuvraj khela thora apna balla utha kar
Thori he dare thee ke catch deta wo bat ghoma kar

Phir kub milo ghi tum India esi test series main
Ke dain tum ko hum nike ka joota free main

Ye na ho tum yaad rakho es shakist ko agley saal tak
Lagay tumari phenti afridi se phir falak tak

Ye master batsman kion kehtey hain apney ap ko
haarain ye aur ilzaam dain pitch ko, weather ko, shoaib ke action ko

Boltey thay ye sub series se pehley ke hum hain unstoppable
Kheli kion nahi razzaq ki asif ki bowls jo theen unplayable

Na bola karo ke jesey tumain diarrhea ho mouth main
Behj dia Pakistani Team nain India ki ICC ranking ko South main

Mu lattkaye jayain ghay ye wapis India jub
Ho ghi gandey andon, nike ke jootoon aur tamatoron se barish tub

:hehe:

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^ mere songs k lyrics likho gey?

:hehe:

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:smiley:

Above basically summarizes the test series and aftermath here on gupshup. :hehe:

Your song? which one?

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

keep up the gud shairi :clap:

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Add this to the collection...thanking ASN:

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Well here is another one regarding recent PCB changes to the ticket prices:

Dil karta hai PCB ka bhi paisey bananey ko
Dil humara bhi ab nahi karta stadium jane ko

Kon de itney saarey paisey ek kaghaz ke ticket ke leye
Haar ghi Pakistani team to khoon ke hain ansoo peeney

Bv poochey ghi kis ko diey itney saarey paisey
pehley ye batao ghay kahan thay tum wesey

De dieye paisey tou haram ho jai ga humara jeena
PCB ab tu nain bhi shuru kar dia awam ka khoon peena

Related post/thread:
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?p=3860121#post3860121

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I posted some in another thread but since this seems to be the main cricket poetry thread I'll post 'em here as well.

Team India ko Afsooa hai kay kuch kar na sakey
Bharam apni batting ka woh bhar na sakey

Asif ki geendain jaisey kamaan sey nikla teer
aur un gaindoon ka saamna woh kar na sakey
shoaib ki gaindain sir pe parin un kay
zinda hain is liya kyonke mar na sakey

3rd Test, India's 1st Innings
Sachin to Laxman

ji jind jaan jawani janam *
*naam teray kar jawaan

shoaib di gaindaan nu to hi khed
unoon wekh kay main nas jawan

Laxman's Response

Aan dey Shoaib noon
Karan dey gaindaan
Wakhi tey gaind khawan ga
lamma pe jawan ga

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Aan dey Shoaib noon
Karan dey gaindaan
Wakhi tey gaind khawan ga
*lamma pe jawan ga

:hehe:
*