yo ghilman! bring me a glass of milk fromo my lake yo!
What if you're lactose intorolent and tat everywhere?
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^ we’re in jannah remember! where evrything is perfect … no lactose intolerance! :pcg:
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Jannat main bhee chaar ki ijazat ho gee na?
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^:smack:
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Im pretty sure it will cause you some form of discomfort.
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Is this a joke thread :@:
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It's a khyali pilau thread. :@:
It's a khyali pilau thread. :@:
achaa no wonder i thought so .. well chalo khiyaali hi pakaaney do inhein ... asli pilau to shyd na hi milay :D
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It has turned into a joke, I am sure the OP didn't intend for it to go that lane. I was merely commenting on the general concept of hoors, I find that rather silly.
Jannat main bhee chaar ki ijazat ho gee na?
yahan bahattar per jang ho rahi hai, aap 4 ki baat ker rahay hain ...
Jannat main bhee chaar ki ijazat ho gee na?
4 sets of 72 ?
Im pretty sure it will cause you some form of discomfort.
if i get tired of milk (or intolerant) then i just go sip on my wine! and when i get weary of that ... i go to the mext lake of lassi my friend. the options are endless.
4 sets of 72 ?
that is messed up. how much energy do you think one man has?
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this fight ain't gonna turn out good
sum1 bring Amber Lamps
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A Taliban husband was planning to blow himself up so he could go to
Heaven and get the promised 80 virgin Houris.The couple made a deal that after he died he would try to communicate
with his wife and inform her of how his afterlife was going.Their biggest fear was that either there was no after life at all or
he may not be able to communicate after loosing his head that would be
under control of the DNA Lab of the Pakistani Police.After a lot of prayers and preparations the fellow went on his
blowing mission. True to his word, he made the contact:"Gulab Bibi... Gulab Bibi!!!" came a faint voice from the sky.
"Is that you, Khush'hal Khan?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like... life after death over there?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I then have breakfast and
then it's off to the golf course and there I have sex under the trees.I come home and have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have
sex a couple of more times.Then I have lunch and drink plenty of juices and water. Another
evening round the 18 hole golf course, then pretty much have sex the
rest of the afternoon.After supper, it's back to the bedroom again. Then it's more sex until
late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it
starts all over again!!!""Oh, Khush'hal Khan are you in Heaven with all those 80 Houris? Oh,
what will happen to me... will I get to meet you again??""No!!!" Said Khush'hal Khan... ... ... I did get the promised 80
virgins but, I'm reborn as a rabbit in the Rawalpindi Golf Course!!!"
Ahh me brother! 
Lol if there is a lake of milk then i’d put you as the Chai wali massi! Make everyone chai 
right. are all your 72 broken already?
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My bhabhi has trouble saying the word Huron (from Port Huron) so i asked her to say 'hoor', and then 'on'. Now we joke about all the hoors being in Port Huron.