Feminists and hoors of jannah

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i’ve also heard that these “hoors” are as delicate as the skin under the shell of an egg. :hmmm: .. how is that fun?

Well load shedding wont be a problem and i wont have to pay for gas!

Is that why they are 72? If you break some you have extra hoors?

i have no idea. and me not happy to read this! :pcg:

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Pendo :omg:

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I think women will have Ghilman (translated as handsome male slaves i guess).

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Jaanwar you are right. Hoors are by no means sexual in any way. It is the common misconception amongst those who have not read up on the matter.

But its nice to mess with people on the matter :D

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i want to hear something from the Quran that REALLY excites me, something better than 72 virgins for men. RIGHT NOW!

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lakes of milk ?

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Our maulvis' version of heaven is more of a baywatch lifestyle. Hot bods, warm sandy beaches, wine and dine. If that is what its all about, I would be disappointed. I mean I would definitely not want to burn in hell or something. But I sure do expect the heaven experience to be way beyond the usual temptations we see around us everyday.

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Sometimes....I wish I didn't control what I said on this website.....

Read about Ghilman. I think it's in Surah Rehman.

Jeezus hareem! now thats some serious bondage stuff.

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Poor blokes

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i think these descriptions of heaven and hell are given based on what the earthly man can comprehend, and what he really desires (as being an earthling). but going beyond this ... the fact that do good, and I (as Allah would say) will give you all this that you desire and much more that you cannot comprehend.

Big surprise coming from a guy who have given up on them.

Too late cm boy... too late.

:D

Us men will have 72 virgins and as for the ladies you’ll get 4 or 5 6’7 tall husky negro Habshi!

Is that exciting enough?

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yo ghilman! bring me a glass of milk fromo my lake yo!

Yo're right and in Quran says that there will be no evil and ill talk in Jannat, and hadith says that no dirty fluid etc will be in jannat.

My understanding is that there will be sex in jannah but it will be very different to the sexual relationships in this world.

:bummer:

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