feeling sad :(

KKF · December 12, 2011, 2:03am

Re: feeling sad

^You might have a point, KKF.

Alright DE…change in strategy here. Even though your MIL fails to wish you on your special days…you should ALWAYS wish her on her birthdays and anniversary. On her next birthday…wish her a happy birthday and gift her some wrinkle cream. (Get an expensive and prettily perfumed and packaged one, so your husband doesn’t suspect you). And then tell her that she doesnt look a day over 75. When she angrily snorts a correction that she is 60…tell her “Haan…wahi to…mera matlab you look exactly your age…60…and not a day younger.” Before she can yell at you…lunge forward and clasp your MIL’s hands in your owns…and tearfully tell her how you wish that she will have many more birthdays…so that you can always be there to lovingly wish her.

Then on her anniversary…congratulat her. And in your MIL’s presence…look over at your FIL and congratulate him even more heartily…and sweetly but condescendingly say “You’ve made it THIS far, Sussar Ji. You are such a postive example in patience and strength and for all men and husbands.”

thank you!..merii maaneN to saasuu maaN kii “supaarii” nikalvaa deN…ek hii jhaTke meN rasta saaf! hehe :D**na rahegaa baaNs, na bajegii baaNsurii **