Yer new scam for collecting latest goss? 
This is the height of plagiarism. two years ago I had a thread “Ask Uncle Chaltahai”…you are not only late but a dollar short. 
How can we come to your for advice when you have nothing original to offer. 
Excuse me? I remember no such thread
Anyway, I can’t see you being much good at giving advice, you’re way too conceited to help others
Sober, in our business where advice can mean life or death, confidence is often confused with conceit. Lesson #1, as you go down the path of consultation.
So tell me something, since when has advising people whether or not to take out ISA’s or selling mortgages become a life/death situation?
Must say, I’d love to read the sort of advice you used to give … maybe your thread will show me the light again 
ISA's and mortgages???? what the hell are you talking about. I am talking about such queries as
-"Uncle Chaltahai: My boyfriend refuses to speak to me over the phone, he says his dharm is bhrashting everytime he picks up a phone"
Uncle chaltahai: "Tell him not to keep the phone in his pants when he talks to you"
and
-Uncle Chaltahai: My arm hurts when I raise it over my head"
Uncle Chaltahai: "don't raise your arm over your head"
I’ll never be as good as you … I might aswell unstick it right now :sigh:
Either that or I edit the subject title to Dear Auntie Sobi/Shahreen/Matsui! and get you to co-mod health and relationships 
Leeli Sobiski: The point is that gupshup should not be a place where young people get false information. If someone has a health or relationship related query, then go to the doctor or a therapist. Unless you guys are MD/PHD Psych.
If you want ot keep it light and fun, then by all means...
I started a “Dear Mehnaz” column for people a few weeks ago. I see I’ve been replaced. 
flipping heck, how come I never saw one of these ‘Dear …’ threads? Anyway, my thread is better cuz the person will remain anonymous
Matsui, that’s a bit silly. Are you suggesting that people that ask for workout tips, tips in losing/gaining weight, makup tips, tips on how to meet the perfect match etc need to go see doctors/shrinks/cosmetic cinsultants instead of posting on Gupshup? How silly!
Maybe you lack that much needed 'hood/ghetto cred.
Bless you, are you still obsessing over my ghetto girl roots? I thought you’d gotten over that by now
Obsessing over? Ummm, who are you? 
Dear SOBI:
A couple of women moved in across the house from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Baffled in Bay Area,
FG
Lesbians are just straight women taht can’t get any, I suggest you go over and show them a good time :k:
LI, I’m ghettofabulous
P.S. Fungi, I’d edit that middle aged part before Lezza sees it 
I have only watched ghettofabulous people on tv. Do you have a gold tooth?
I gorra go get my bits and pieces pierced first
Thank you for your advice, Sobi. They are not my type of women. I was only curious to see if they indeed were lesbs.
What's the big deal?
Since you are not acknowldging PMs, I am gonna post my question here...
Dear SOBI:
My friend was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
Wondering...