"I saw a snail crawling on the edge of a straight razor. That is my dream. That is my nightmare."
-Colonel Kurtz, Apocolypse Now.
Here’s another one of my all time fav 
“Its time to wake up them Indians”
From Vertical Limits
Yeah, that was a good one.
Scorpian King:
That Arabic/indian person : i wish i could be helpful but.........
The Rock: .........oh but you can BOINK
(not classic or anything but funny nonetheless)
Dr. Evil: So you see ladies and gentlemen, I have turned the moon into what I'd like to call, "a death star".
(Scott laughs)
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott: Naa, nothin'. Darth.
Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
Scott: Naa, nothin'. (sneezes) rip off.
Dr. Evil: Bless you. Anyway, the key to this plan is the "Giant Laser" which was invented by the noted Cambridge physician Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it "The Allan Parson's Project".
Scott: (laughing) Oh my god, The allen parson's project is a progressive rock band in the year 1982. You know why don't you just call it "operation wang chung", ass.
Dr. Evil: So what do you suggest we should.....
Scott: I dunno, i'm sure operation banana-ram would be huge.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
famous movie quotes..hmmmm.
I like this one a lot :)
"Smile, it enhances your face value."
Truvy (Dolly Parton) in "Steel Magnolias"
Maj, this one's for you :)
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
Fabrizio (Angelo Infanti) in "The Godfather"
Some more;
"How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life."
Admiral Kirk (William Shatner) in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"
(My favorite out of the Star Trek series)
"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."
Professor Keating (Robin Williams) in "Dead Poet's Society"
thanks, does this also apply to the women in the Muslim world?
I think it applies to women in general 
Hell yeah it does
FRETO AND MAJ-
Keep 'em comin!
“Here take it, you should be used to taking money from Lady’s”
–Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Never let anyone outside the family know what you’re thinking again.
—Godfather I
This one is for Funguy
“You can start by acting like a man , what the matter with you”!
–Godfather I
There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
–Godfather II
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in…
–Godfather III
Fret this is for you
The blood is life…and it shall be mine.
–Dracula
The luckiest man in the world is he who finds true love.
–Dracula
God kills indiscriminantly and so shall we.
–Interview with the Vampire
I assume I need no inroduction
–Interview with the Vampire
Forgive me if I have a lingering respect for life
–Interview with the Vampire
I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night
–Interview with the Vampire
Maj, awesome quotes! How could I have forgotten the vampire movies? 
Here are some from the movie "Casino" :)
Sam "Ace" Rothstein narrating: Back home, they put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they give me awards.
Sam "Ace" Rothstein narrating: Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.
Nicky Santoro narrating: A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all night.
Yo Messers Xtreme & Fraudia... wicked idea to start a separate thread for Brit Comedy. Looking forward to a trip down memory lane.
Bring it on!
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xtreme starta diff thread with brit comedy quotes. I am dying to put some of the ones from young ones and red dwarf on :)
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Maj, great :k: choices.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s is my all time favorite Audrey Hepburn movie - a classic indeed.
Have you seen it?
Here’s another good one, I liked this one
** The ink on your divorce papers is not even dry yet and you wanna get married!
–Godfather II…Micheal at his sister **
That’s a great one