Fat Woman traps 22 tourists in cave with her enormous body

Sorry, I couldn’t making a tabloid style title.

An overweight woman who got stuck in a South African cave trapped 22 fellow tourists for more than 10 hours and had to be prised free with liquid paraffin.
The woman became trapped in the Tunnel of Love obstacle in the Cango Caves in Western Cape on New Year’s Day.

The caves’ manager said the woman had been warned she might not be suitable but she insisted on trying.

One of those trapped was a diabetic who had to be brought insulin. The woman and the other tourists were unhurt.

The rescue operation involved several ambulance teams and a helicopter.

Hein Gerstner, manager of Cango Caves, told the BBC it was an “expensive exercise” that could cost 40,000 rand ($5,700).

“We don’t know yet who will foot the bill,” he said.

The ordeal began when the woman became stuck just after noon on New Year’s Day.

Mr Gerstner said the woman was “told at the ticket office that she was too big to take part in the specific section”.

He said she was again warned by the guide but that it was “very difficult to discriminate”.

Mr Gerstner said: “The obstacle has a narrow base. She lost her footing and went down in a splits position. There was no way she could get her body weight up.”

But he said she was young and remained mentally strong throughout and the other tourists took the ordeal “exceptionally well”.

The tourists, including two asthmatic children, were given blankets, water and chocolate bars as the rescue proceeded.

One rescuer was able to climb over the woman to deliver insulin to the diabetic.

No drilling equipment was needed and the woman was eventually freed with a pulley and paraffin used to grease the surface at about 2320.

She was taken to hospital but is not injured and is expected to be released on Tuesday.

Mr Gerstner said: “We believe what goes in, must come out again. People get stuck all the time - that’s one of the unfortunate things that happen, it’s part of the adventure.”

However, he said the caves would consider more stringent measures for those entering.

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I thought catwoman was in canada these days. What was she doing in SA?. Did she go there just for new year’s eve? :confused:

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so this cave is not for u and Danny:rotfl: to go in it.

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^^ :eek: :mad2: :aj: :smash:

That’s it Gammy - it is officially over. First the blonde chick and now this. This is the last straw!

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damn and I thought I was huge coz i cudnt zip up those size 2 jeans :(

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hey girl come on. Gamma is just playin. He wasnt sure whether kitty was paying attention on not...he didnt even know if kitty was reading his stuff. There is only one woman is Gamma's life and that is Cat-woman. There is no blond chick...no chick... nada. With an african beauty around how can Gamma even look at any other lady. He is one tracked. He cant see, hear or think about anyone other than catwoman. You are the only nubian queen for Gamma.

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^but gamma u were flat on hair stylist as far as i remember.I s this right ?

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^ that was nothing. A blind fleeting moment of madness. It didnt count for anything. My statments were momentary heresy. I treat catwoman like the goddess that she is to me.

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:hayaa: now GODESS is mad ab kiya ho gaa

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^ she is never mad :)

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hahahahahahahahaha I feel like such a horrible person for laughing. Must’ve been really embarassing for her…but I mean this is like the kind of stuff you see in cartoons or something :rotfl:

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then what is this gamma ji?

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Well now I think I should officially move back to Sunny South Africa :sunny: and pay homage to the Cango Caves. As for Gammy, well I am used to his ways, and suspect he’ll fall for the lady at the checkout counter at his local grocery store next. I cannot handle the stress anymore, so I’ll have to forgive him and bid farewell.
(lol @ nubian queen - this is the only time I dont mind someone making fun of my complexion)

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^ bid farewell? :teary1:

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:omg:

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But you shall hold a special place in my heart. :flower1: With ume-zafeerah as my witness.

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^ what the hell does that mean... are u dumping me or taking a break. Be explict. I am a man. i can take it

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I’m not sure yet. I’ll have to think about it, explore the inner depths of my feelings, I have to regroup, reassess and look at things in perspective.

:snooty:

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Catwoman what is there to think about. I thought my emotions for you were clear enough:

"How do I cherish thee? Let me count the ways.
I cherish thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I cherish thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I cherish thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I cherish thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I cherish thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I cherish thee with a cherish I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,—I cherish thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!"

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catii ji ab aap aa jao gamma ka dimagh and peit dono theek ho gaye hain:D