Fat Woman traps 22 tourists in cave with her enormous body

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^Gamma, if that was sonnet, you're still missing one line

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^ with my sweet heart i omit everything which even remotely alludes to death

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Plagiarism is still plagiarism my uncreative friend even if you replace he word “love” by “cherish”

*How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. *
*I love thee to the depth and breadth and height *
*My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight *
*For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. *
*I love thee to the level of every day’s *
*Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. *
*I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; *
*I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. *
*I love with a passion put to use *
*In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith. *
*I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost *
*saints, – I love thee with the breath, *
*Smiles, tears, of all my life! – and, if God choose, *
I shall but love thee better after death.

-Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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^ahaa! I was already wondering how Gamma could come up with such a good thing (notwithstanding the wrong number of verses)

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OYE, kiss kissam kay mard ho, woh larki ko impress ker raha hay to karnay do. :smilestar:

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Fat woman thread disintegrates into gam-cat thread.

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Yeah leave Gamma’s poetry alone :mad: I love it - plagiarised or not, perfect or not … jealous sods.

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Correction: Fat woman's thread disintegrates into Cat woman's thread.

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^is there a difference? :cb:j/k

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^ hahahahahha,

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see thats why i am crazy about kitty :blush: She is a super heroine and a fighter. BTW, i did put it in the quotes… and i had no idea you guys will be stupid enough not to recognize “how do i love thee”. Thats just like modifying “twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are” and posting it and then people complaining that “no… it was plagerized gamma… its a children’s poem”. God!

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NeSCio, ga en spring in een meer :snooty:

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hahahaha :smiley: :wink:

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^ you dont wink at catwoman… your left eye is my property now! :mad:

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Why is everyone online right now, do you people not go to work...

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lol..haha...nope... :D

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shhhhhh........I'm at work right now ;) (<-- this one is with right eye :o )

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cafe' anyone?

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^yes, one cafe espresso, please.....and also bring some biscuits

thanks!

Gamma, cats, you want coffee too?

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cappucino please - 1 sugar.

Might appease this cold I have.

cough splutter blowing nose (not so sexy cat)