Fat girls!

Where the heck are the fat paki girls or am i the only fat paki chick around in the entire world? God, this sucks, i’m feeling so fat today, i can’t even began to describe it. Everyday i’m kept on getting fatter and fatter. Its so embrassing that i can’t even fit into some of my clothes and I can’t stand shalwar kameez whenever i wear em i look like big fat balloon! Do you have any idea how hard is it for a fat girl to walk into desi clothing store and not find any of her size, Damn it! I know the feeling it happens all the time and i can’t stand it.

Re: Fat girls!

join the club :hula:

though i am not really that depressed about it. i embrace it proudly.

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Don’t worry there are plenty of fat paki girls around. Hope that makes you feel better.

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Don’t meant to offend you…but if you hate it so much, why don’t you do something about it? why are you letting urself getting fat each day and then complain about it? If you seriously hate it this much…get off the couch and go to gym …stop eating that much calories…its time for you to do something about it :o

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I know how you feel…my behind is so big these days. I’ll soon be starting on those stair-masters…and salads…

:frowning:

I’m going to miss taco bell, but it is a saccrifice I must make for my arse.

:salute:

Humi, do the same. Achi bachi.

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what’s wrong with that? as sir mix a lot would say “I like big butts and I can not lie”.

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That does not make me feel any better.

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"Baby Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. scoff She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? scoff
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. scoff
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

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LMAO!!!

:rotfl:

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well if you really hate then do something about it! Work out and eat less.

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HEHEHEHE… Humi You are too cute! I can so imagine you saying that… :hehe:

I am not fat but I would like to shed a few pounds, just because I want to… :halo:

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Reprting right here for the FAT day. My hubsy picked me an declared I have gained weight- then the shock and horror and tears welin up in my eyes made him "promBise" that he was LYING.

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Its not like i’m not doing anything i try not to eat alot and i do get some excercise but its just not working. I come from fat family therefore i will always be fat!

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Don't blame your family as an excuse for being fat.

What kind of exercises are you doing and how are you working out.
Basically you should eat many small meals during the day, dont think of starving yourself and loosing weight.

Another thing is if you wanna lose weight fast, I would suggest running at least a half an hour every day, but start out maybe at 15 minutes, also make sure your on a healthy balanced meal... Then just see how fast you will lose the weight

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i am fat too :hula:

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Sorry to say this but for the gods sake, please take some grammar lessons.

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I aplogize from the bottom of my heart ATLANTA.

I had no clue whatsoever my Job on GS was to gramatically please you. I would oh so apprieciate it if u could find it in your heart to forgive me.

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you're forgiven. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

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Well-rounded girl reporting. I need to lose about 5kg atleast.

Anyway, in terms of excercise it wont work unless youre really sweating it and your heart rate goes high. You need to do this with regularity 4-5 times a week. You'll feel and look better within a month, but you need to keep it up to keep the weight off.

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:blush: