Re: fair skin
Sometimes when i am walking around, people ask me what planet I'm from. Sometimes they say are you from Jupiter, then I get angry, because in Jupiter everyone has purple hats, I've burnt all my pink/fuisia hats now.. but when people say, are you from Pluto, I get so happy because everyone knows that people from Pluto are the best in the world. I think it is my dazed expression that makes them think i am from Pluto, so now I don't wear my contact lenses and sometimes even walk into things on purpose and poke myself in the eye to give myself an authentic confused expression -with the extra whince that adds those fabulous wrinkles.
The most best thing however is that noone actually believes I was born here. On earth. Which is good, because all the idiots are born here apparantly. All complex ridden and the funniest thing is, they never seem to get bored of the same topics...
again, and again and again and again...