Yeah i guess that could be good topic... i do that.
I find you sexy enuff to be friends with you :D
Re: Enuff of serious threads....Best pass made...by/on you
umm well no comments :p
i have made the thread lets see about the replies.
Re: Enuff of serious threads....Best pass made...by/on you
lol
bera gharaq
Re: Enuff of serious threads....Best pass made...by/on you
haha i know :p
^arrey gals, i am saying Allhumdililah, kahen Nazar na lagg gaye!
oh that was you? oops :p
MUSLIM PICKUP LINES 1. I'm looking for the "Made In Jannah" tag
- Are those legs halal?
3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me.
- Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah"
- Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room
7 Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"
10 Hey do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
11 Have your ammi call my ammi
12 I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
13 Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
14 "Hey I'm a nice muslim boy and you seem like a nice muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?"
15.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
16 To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
17.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
18 It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
19.I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
20 I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin.
21.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
22 I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
23 Girl if lookin at u is gunnah then i don't want to get any sawab
24 "Baby did you just have eggplant? Because you're BANGAN"
25 Do you work for al qaeda? u hijacked my heart
26 "Nice ankles. Very nice"
27 The noor on your face is soo strong, I think I'm going to go blind
28 You make me realise why we're asked to lower our gaze so much
Hillarious!!
oh that was you? oops :p
Yeah, that's me! :D
Re: Enuff of serious threads....Best pass made...by/on you
^ oh okay..in that case, mashAllah..don't wanna nazar your muscles :p
If I remember correctly 4 different GAYs made pass at me.
We had a very nice and cute guy in our class from Rahim Yar Khan. Once he came to our room and said i have a person in guest room and we need to do his chitrol, we asked why, he said the guy approached him at bus station, took out a bill of 500 Rs from his pocket and said,
"Kho.. g*** dey ga"
He told him lets go to my room and brought him to hostel.
Then we did this guy's chitrol so much that our hands ached. He was then thrown out of hostel naked.
^ oh okay..in that case, mashAllah..don't wanna nazar your muscles :p
ohh yeah i need your prayers!
iconoclast g, whats chitrol?
Re: Enuff of serious threads....Best pass made...by/on you
chitrol aka phainti aka pitai
I recently heard a story like that only that there was no chitrol…wish there was that…What the story was sounded exactly like a guy who pinpointed teenagers in Race course Park Lahore. 
ask99 and iconoclast...OMG?!...r u guyz serious?...scary..